AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE

AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE

A list of things (in no order) they BETTER include in the movie

- Rule #1: Don't Get Caught

- "And they are not khakis they're chinos. Khakis are for white people."

- The magazine page

- Zahra stealing Alex's phone and shoving it in her bra after the emails get leaked

- "Numbers on me being into dudes?"

- Get Low at the new years gala (bonus points for "Fuck it up, vato!")

- Alex blowing a beer bottle

- If I don't hear Bea's emotional depth pie speech I'll riot

- "America: He is my choice."

- "Now, I'm standing here, and I'm thinking about it... A reliable, hardworking, honest, Southern Democrat versus corruption, and maliciousness, and hate. And one big state full of honest people, sick as hell of beinf lied to."

- "Say good morning to your strumpet, Henry" "Good morning strumpet"

- Honestly the entire facetime with Pez while him and Henry are in Wales--

- Idk man i wanna see dc dykes on bikes chase westboro baptish church goers down the street

- "I am the First Son of the United States, and I'm bisexual. History will remember us."

- "I've seen Jurassic Park. Did you know birds are directly descended from raptors? That's a scientific fact. Raptors in my bedroom, Henry. And you want me to go to sleep like they're not gonna bust out of their enclosures and take over the island the minute I close my eyes? Okay. Maybe your white ass."

- "i want to see a cage match between your grandmother and this fucking ghoul running against my mom"

- The "Sexual Experimentation With Foreign Monarchs: A Gray Area" powerpoint

- "Sería una mentira, porque no sería èl."

- "Dear Thisbe, I wish there weren't a wall. Love, Pyramus"

- "Oh I'm terribly sorry Pip! So awfully clumsy, I think all that cocaine I did must have done a number on my reflexes!"

- Them dancing to Your Song in the A&V

- Alex NEEDS to fall into that rosebush

- "Hey. We won." "Yeah. We won."

- "But that would be-" "Yes Alex, the day we met, nothing gets past you does it? 'What about you' he asks, as if he doesn't know-"

I love this!!

Hi!! Can I request the bat boys snapping at the reader for no reason/not her fault and then they realize they made a mistake and try to make it up to her (I kinda love groveling…)

How the batboys apologize after hurting your feelings…

Rhysand

It was after a day in the Court of Nightmares

It always stressed him out, but this time, it was particularly bad.

He hated who he had to become with each visit to the Hewn City—the persona he had to take on.

He didn’t say a word when he arrived home, which worried you immediately.

You went to him, and as soon as you reached to hug him he hissed, “Don’t touch me.”

You jumped at his tone, unable to hide the tears forming in your eyes.

His expression dropped as he realized what he’d done, but you left the room before he could apologize.

He left you alone for a couple of hours, cooking dinner for the two of you.

He apologized at the table, voice cracking in pain at what he’d done to you.

When the two of you went to bed that night, he held you tightly, whispering apologies and sweet nothings over and over.

The next morning when you woke up, there were flowers on the bed, and breakfast was waiting downstairs.

Rhys was in the kitchen only wearing an apron.

Cassian

The two of you were sparring.

Cassian had always been hard on you when it came to training. He pushed you to be the best you could.

But he went too far, this time.

You were panting, sweaty, and exhausted, but Cassian was relentless.

You hunched over, hands on your knees as you tried to catch your breath.

Cassian told you, without thinking, “You’ll never be good enough if you keep giving up.”

He had meant it to be motivational, but Cassian, ever the charmer, said it quite harshly.

As Cassian saw your teary-eyed expression, a string of curses fell from his lips. “Shit, baby, I...”

You ignored Cassian, and wordlessly retreated to your room, tears streaming down your face.

He found you in the bathtub, wings drooping behind him. He grabbed a wash cloth, silently wiping away the grime and sweat from your body, kissing any exposed skin he could reach.

He muttered countless apologies, telling you how stupid he is, and how scared he is to lose you.

Later, he apologized with his tongue, his hands, his…well, you get it.

Azriel

At first, he hadn’t even realized he hurt your feelings.

In truth, it wasn’t a huge deal, but you’d been telling him about a book you were reading, excitement lining your face and words.

You’d thought he was listening, until he turned and said, “I’m busy.”

The words stung, but you nodded, quietly leaving his study.

Azriel was confused when you didn’t re-emerge from your shared room that evening. He found you in bed, wrapped in the blankets, your book in hand.

“What chapter are you on?” He asked, curious as he climbed in bed beside you.

“Not like you’d care,” you muttered, annoyed as you turned away from him.

His brows furrowed in confusion, but then a long sigh left him as he realized. “I’m so sorry, sweetheart,” he murmured, pulling you against his chest.

He peppered your neck and shoulder with kisses, murmuring words of comfort and apology.

He also apologized with his tongue between your legs. ANYWAYS

Afterwards, he listened intently as you told him about your book, and the next day, he came home with several more books that you’d been wanting.

LMAOOO

Nyx: How come you wear makeup?

Feyre: So I look good.

Nyx: You already look good.

Feyre: Aww

Nyx: [To Rhysand] You should wear makeup, though.

Rhysand:

“Aw, sick, dude 🤟🏽”

Henry pouring his hoe heart in his emails:

Alex (screaming inside) reading the paragraphs:

He’s why I’m watching 😌

alex you’re a menace

The altar is my hips…

Religion's in your lips, even if it's a false god.