Jack: What's A Thot?

Jack: what's a thot?

Gabriel: it means a thoughtful person.

[later]

Jack: [to Dean] thanks for helping me Dean you're such a thot.

Dean: [Gabriel giggling in the back] I'M A WHAT?

Charlie: Okay, but who's your favorite brother? Looks or otherwise.

Rowena: Sam, of course. He's just so much more-

Charlie: Rowena! We have young ears here! *points at Jack, who waves*

Rowena: Well, he doesn't look two. Sorry he hasn't had Sex Ed. or whatever it's called these days.

Jack: I don't know. I love them both equally.

Charlie: I guess. Well, I don't know, but I'd probably lean more towards Dean, but not by much.

Gabriel: Mm, I'll disagree with you. Sam's just got that tight-

Charlie: Gabriel! Young ears!

Gabriel: Sorry not sorry, but I call not doing Sex Ed., whenever that happens.

Castiel: Well, I would say-

Jack: We already know what you'll say, Mr. Profond Bond.

Castiel: *confused*

Rowena: Well done, dearie! *starts clapping*

Yoongi: I don't have a favorite in the group

Yoongi: I love jimins and non-jimins all equally.

Gabe: don't break people's hearts. They only have one.

Sam: break their bones, they have plenty of those.

Gabriel: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Sam: Well that’s really not a lot of inches.

Gabriel:

Gabriel: Run.

Fake Chats #39

Jungkook: I won't give up, nah, nah, nah, let me love you

Jimin: I am

Jungkook: *not again*

Jimin: so, kiss? *points to cheek*

Jungkook: *scowls*

Jimin: well, it was worth a shot

Taehyung: I'll kiss you!

Jungkook: *pulls Jimin into a backhug*

Jimin: you will?

Taehyung: ugh, no, I just wanted to provoke the maknae. you're really getting the hang of this jealousy thing, Kookie

Jungkook: *hates his life*

Also Jungkook: *doesn't let go of Jimin*