Marauders As Dumb Things My Friends Have Done:

Marauders as dumb things my friends have done:

Part 5 - during an India vs England cricket game

Remus: who’re u guys supporting?

James: India

Sirius at the same time: England

James: ok then colonizer

Sirius: oh this is colonialism but it’s fine when u support england in football

James: hey! its not my fault india doesn’t do football

witch Touya ✨

Slytherin skittles incorrect quotes

Barty: bitch, why are you wearing sunglasses?

Regulus: I have my reason

Evan: Reg it’s literally 7 in the morning and it’s winter?? The sun will not rise before 8?

Regulus: oh trust me, the sun is already dazzling me.

Barty: what the hell is wrong with his eyes?

Dorcas: nothing’s wrong with his eyes, the gryffindor quidditch team is not training today

Barty: and?

Dorcas: they’re here for breakfast after 7 which is really unusual

Barty: uh?

Evan: I’ve told you Cas, he is so oblivious

I don't think we as a fandom give Evan Rosier enough time of day. we don't make him the focus of headcanons but instead make him a side character to Regulus or Barty. Long story short, he gets the Peter treatment, and that's not fair to either of them!! give me Evan headcanons that aren't just about Barty (even tho I love rosekiller). What's his favorite color? what's his patronus? Was he even a fighter or was he just dragged into the war to follow his friends? I want more people to talk about him.

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

Todays mood: Tony during his hearing