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okay so WTF-

there's a stupid fucking meme on my fyp on twitter and i'm going insane

NOTHING HAPPENED I WAS PROMISED SOMETHING.

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

bro it can't be that bad

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

A BAGEL.

genuinely cannot believe that the two best multiverse movies of the year both had the main villain’s motivation be a BAGEL

i'm normal about this i SWEAR-

Man, fight clubs am I right?

Literally listened to Do It For Her and this just- spawned cause of that

Fight Club/Boxer AU belongs to @burrotello

kinger and gangle look cute omfg-

tag yourself, I'm pomni

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

uHM???

what-

AHHHHH WNFEKFRNFEMMDFBHIRJETNE

“if they’ve cut the queer vibes of glinda and elphie in the film I’m going to be pissed” buddy the stage musical tried that. they tried toning them down compared to the books. it didn’t fucking work lmao. it’s still considered one of the gayest musicals ever.

also this is a shot of them from the trailer for the films:

they legit look like two girlfriends on a date. I promise you, the queer vibes will very much be there. the gayness of gelphie is inescapable.

WAIT-

W H A T.

“if they’ve cut the queer vibes of glinda and elphie in the film I’m going to be pissed” buddy the stage musical tried that. they tried toning them down compared to the books. it didn’t fucking work lmao. it’s still considered one of the gayest musicals ever.

also this is a shot of them from the trailer for the films:

they legit look like two girlfriends on a date. I promise you, the queer vibes will very much be there. the gayness of gelphie is inescapable.

ANGELS SMIRK- AND HUSK LOOKING AT HIM- HE'S SO DONE I LOVE HIM SM

I am dying at everyone’s reactions to Lucifer Morningstar telling Adam, first man and son of god, that he is going to fuck him 😈

Did he stutter?

SO UM

so i heard about the shit going on with jojo siwa...wish i hadn't. i had heard about karma from a video, so i went to go search for it, thinking "it can't be THAT bad" it's not.

ITS WORSE. LIKE, 15 SECONDS IN AND I NEEDED A BREATHER TYPE BAD HOLY SHIT.

YEAHHHHH FINTFDKRIRFJNDMIJGMFD

❌ANALOG AU MASTERPOST!❌

-Analog AU is a Digital Circus AU where it takes place in the year of 2003 and a woman named Paloma Shutnik finds a bunch of notebooks and VHS tapes within a local thrift shop that was in her city, so she decided to buy them for her collection. However, little did she know that finding these would result in her learning more about the world then what she was prepared for-

CW: This AU will content blood, gore, death, torture, cosmic horror, body horror, scopophobia, and other similar elements. Be warned!

(Under the keep reading are the designs, and general information!)

Entities: The names of the creatures that are beyond normal human standards. From tendrils controlling old machinery, to wraith chess pieces, these creatures aren't the normal for life on Earth. Within Abel's notes, there's a total of four different types of Entities to encounter:

Of course, the entities are always taller then the average human. The normal height is about 2.1 to 2.4 meters (7 to 8 feet tall), and the tallest ever recorded was 9.7 meters (32 feet) from end to end

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(The blank for the reference sheet)

The text font I use for this AU is the Chiller Font ^^

And, of course, some answers to potential questions:

(The Influencer originally belongs to @ask-the-rag-dolly)

I hope you enjoy this AU- cause oh god it took me SO LONG to remaster this. This is one of the AUs I wanna see people enjoy the most cause I have a special place in my heart for this kinda stuff. If you've made it to the end, I hope you have a fantastic day ^^

felt like i had to. had a shit day.

this. this is an incorrect quote in the fucking making if i've ever seen one.

Reblog if you want more interaction with your mutuals and followers :D

THIS

ive been trying to find this for hours it's so cute i CANT- 😭

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

ppl of tumblr:

(to clarify: if youre like say "girl but with wiggly hand gesture" but 100% sure of that that would be "yea i got it 👍", vagueness of gender itself/descriptors are not whats being asked for here, just like how much u feel Certain about it. also, should be obvious but cis ppl feel free to vote, whether cis or "cis" or "...cis?")

if u feel like it: put your gender plus sureness, how you feel about your personal level of sureness, and your favorite bug in the tags

reblog to see the lil button turn green which is a nice color

SO I DID SOME RESEARCH ON THIS AND NOW I REGRET IT. ((ALSO I'M GRABBING MY RAILGUN WE DO NOT VIBE WITH THIS.))

I personally believe in redemption for the anon if bun isnt upset by what they said

Bun may not be upset but I am 🔪

readin that ask made me uncomfortable 💃

REBLOG DONT LET THOSE FUCKERS WINNNN

OKAY SO- ITS MY B DAY TODAY!!! i have lived for 16 full years...tbh i thought i wouldve unalived myself by now but WOO still kickin'

BARKBARK BARK ARF- SHE SO PRETTYYYY IM SOBBINGGG AHHHH

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