One Headcanon I Have About Synths Is That Theyre Entirely Organic Except For Two Things: The Plastic

One headcanon I have about synths is that they’re entirely organic except for two things: the plastic chip in their head, and their TEETH, which are made out of ceramic, and every single set is cast from the same mould.

Normal human teeth are already weird enough, so when you’re actively fucking with genetics I imagine things very easily go haywire with their jaws and mouths and it causes a lot of pain/is “unsightly” so the Institute just decided fuck it and instead of messing around with whatever needs-braces gene they gave the synths, it’s easier to just remove the organic teeth and implant new ones. But there’s no reason to make more than one mould, so every single gen 3 synth has the exact same set.

So theoretically somebody could identify every single synth out there with a 100% success rate, but 1) wasteland dentistry is in the GUTTER, and 2) who the hell would compare teeth?? Even if somebody did a full body examination and learned the teeth are ceramic, there would be no reason to compare to those of another synth.

I hope you all know that everyday I hold myself back from posting my fallout 4

“General Ophelias Commonwealth sanitation manifesto” or whatever the fuck I’ve called it

Unfortunate slogan “a healthy society is one that shits soundly”

Because I hate how much I’ve thought about it like somewhere I have like proper waste disposal trade routes and recycling points and it makes me feel proper queasy but in a real situation sanitisation and health is so fundamental to rebuilding and it’s a weird niche but it’s my weird niche and then it became like really central to her plot and now every settlement has collection dates and it’s spiralled into this big thing.

Diamond city already has a way around this at least in my hc but other cities like good neighbour just dump it outside the walls and while it may help provide a bit of a barrier there bathroom situation with that little pulley cabin is absolutely appalling to me. Team proper potties.

The mechanists lair ends up becoming like a big recycling facility and then it’s shipped to starlight city the big industry place and trade hub. You all get your team trees and I get this.

Again apologies I won’t probably expand on it anymore here but I just needed to inform someone of its existence like the time I got really obsessed with the idea of commonwealth farming.

As aptly put by my friend very fandom needs a sewage system.

@fallout4-junkie no no please continue I need to know actually

Infact everyone please continue I do infact NEED to know I crave your little lore details and then I hive mind them like a little crow and rob them for my own fallout headcannon-verse it’s a need

Like where are they growing the lumber I’ve never even considered lumber like stone is obviously the quarry but lumber

I love a little Industrial Revolution

Never stop

Fallout 4 experience is quite literally just settlement building like I could and do sit here for hours making up little town dramas and Easter eggs and giving my townies outfits like this is the sims.

Each town and place gets a different story and they all link? Hell yeah

Nothing can compare to the pure joy I get when I place a bridge just right nothing else matters this is it I was born to do this

Thanks for listening and have a wonderful day

Kent Connolly? He’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good time boy.

i wish there were giant mutant sunflowers in fallout. sunflowers the height of trees. i mean GIANT. massive sunflowers absorbing radiation and becoming hulking monstrosities as they clean up radiation in the environment. i want that.

Doodle of my minutemen general Ophelia

Not finished anything in over a month life is busy af atm but here’s my babyyyyyy! (Also unfinished lol)