Oh This Is Hilarious!

Oh this is hilarious!

Me too, love this whooshing noise 🤣

he’s just like me fr

This is amazing! 🤣🤣🤣

Metatron: Almighty, it’s done.

God *hungover*: Wait, what’s done?

Metatron: I told Aziraphale ‘fuck Crowley’. So he did.

God *groans*: You weren’t actually meant to tell him… ah never mind, at least they finally did it. Six thousand years is way too fucking long. Satan said it’s gonna take them at least ten thousand, so I won. Again. Fucking brilliant. I’m gonna call him. Tell Aziraphale I can marry them when they’re free.

Metatron: ……. M-marry them?

God: ???

Metatron: ???

God: Metatron?

Metatron *sweating*: Yes?

God: I feel like your fuck is different to my fuck.

Metatron: Aziraphale! Where is the report! The plans for the Second Coming! Why is the Archive still a mess!

Aziraphale *looking up from his Pinterest board of cottages, interior design, gardens, Bentley things, his drawings of Crowley, and the folder of all the secret pictures Heaven took of them over the years so he can frame them later, as well as food pictures, map of where Crowley has been, and updates from the Ritz*: Oh! I’ve been very, very busy. You will love the result of my hard work! ☺️

Even more reverse!AU Good Omens because my brain is rotting inside my skull. Aziraphale fell (and now pretty much is just Michael Sheen with lizard eyes) and Crowley stayed a bubbly, star-loving baby angel.

Art style? Never met her.

/) /) ( • ༝•) Saving the universe with their little molang paws

Bard: I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’