Me: Ew Men

Me: ew men

Me to Kaz, Wylan (even if he's gay), Jesper and Matthias: I hope u know I hope u knoooow, that this has nothing to do with u

The vine energy-

Gender is a joke and so am I.

Don't want to risk it, too many stories started. I want inspo

I understood that reference

weird historical facts? 

Now that I've finished all of CK here we go with:

🌺My favourite Jesper Fahey lines🌺 (soc edition)

"I don't need a nursemaid" Jesper snapped.

"More like a chaperone but if you want him to wash your nappies and tuck you in at night, that's your business"

That was basically Kaz being wild. NEXT

"Fine, but if Pekka Rollins kills us all I'm going to get Wylan's ghost to teach me how to play the flute so I can annoy the hell out of your ghost"

A classic.

"Yes," Inej said, falling into step beside him. "And then I need you to distract Nina, so I can go search for my knives."

"Don't worry, I'll just bring up Helvar"

LMAO JESPER.

"I'm going to pay someone to burn my kruge for me."

Kaz fell into steo beside him. "Why don't you pay someone else to pay someone to burn kruge for you? That's what the big players do"

"You know what the bug bosses do? They pay someone to pay someone to..."

Underrated line.

"Black Protocol?"

"We're all doomed?" said Jesper

"That about covers it, Matthias said.

They were drilling each other on protocols and then they couldn't remember which was which when they got in. Sounds familiar to me studying for an exam.

Nothing happened.

"Are you kidding me?" said Jesper.

Boom.

Lmao I just find that psrt very funny. Okay last one for today:

Kaz reached into his coat pocket. "Here," he said and handed Jesper a slebder book with an elaborate cover.

"Are we going to read to each other?"

"Just flip it open to the back."

(...)

"Hold it open so we don't have to see your stupid face"

"My face has character. Besides--oh!"

"An excellent read, isn't it?"

"Who knew I had a taste for literature?"

Another underrated line.

Chapter 1, duh.

If you only got to read one book for the rest of your life, what chapter would you start with and why Six of Crows?