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Done for --- There are other ways

sequence killing me was not on my bingo card today

Another day another complaint from me about the opening theme being a bad choice

Like no offense to the artist and the song is pretty good but it just doesn't fit bb vibes

Why is he narutoing

Are we going for psychological warfare?

Aaaah they are pimping out the sister

Why is everyone in green house German

Omg they are weaponising Victorian conservatism and orientalist fetishism to win cricket???

That's why being exposed to porn mags is important

Truly demonic tactics

Lau baby no

Ugh he's here

That stance is veryyy questionable

'What we both have" only one visible eye?

Soma lol

Ohhhh they are assassination classroom baseball episoding it

God Sebastian is hot

Evil babyyyyyyy

Utilising his "I'm a weak ass bitch" energy

If blue and green prefect don't end up fucking on the field I'm suing

No wonder he heads a secret mafia clan

Not Ciel's fake ass shonen act fooling literally everyone

Damnnnnnn MY BABY IS GRINNING OMG I LOVE YOU MURDER BABY

"ended in one ball" ok dude

Something is about to go to shit

Ciel your strength kink is showing

" you want me to just let him hit it" PIMP

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sebby stop enjoying this

Awwww ciel baby having friends for once

Mirrors

I live in the Mirror World

A world of reflections and reverberations

My smile is an echo of a love long past

My face a distortion of dreams

I live as a mirror

Of those I surround

An inflection, an affiliation

I frown the frown I am scared of

I walk the gait I anticipate

Other around me are also mirrors

The curl of a strand, the shape of the face

Each reflected across time and space

I see in them my own manner

And wonder about the egg and the chicken

The world of mirrors is cruel

It pushes forward memories

Habits that were thought to be buried

Resurfaced just to unsettle the mind

An osmosis without consent, a contagion without cure

I live in a World of Mirrors

A fun house of persons and souls

The primary is lost somewhere in the depths of the warehouse

And reflections fill up my world

So the gods are notoriously bad parents, but have we considered what it would be like if they acted like normal parents?

Zeus: AS LONG AS YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF YOU FOLLOW MY RULES

Thalia: under your-? YOU MEAN THE SKY?!?!

Or

Athena: I believe it's probably about time we have... the talk

Annabeth: bold words from a virgin goddess

Or

Hades: when I was your age my parents never gave me handouts. I had to work for what I wanted

Nico: your dad literally ate you, I -

Or

Poseidon: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

Percy: so... this has happened and I'm gonna let you know now that it will happen again

Or

Will: just gonna say that Aunt Artemis doesn't force her huntresses to go to music lessons...

Apollo: If Aunt Artemis is so great then go live with her!

Will: if I was a girl I would

Or

Aphrodite: Because I said so

Piper: jokes on you, I have charmspeak too

Or

Pluto: Another dog? We have a dog! One could argue that we even have three. Besides, who is gonna end up taking care of this dog? Me. You and Nico aren't responsible. Besides, dogs are expensive. You know, money doesn't grow on trees-

Hazel: because...i can get it from the ground??

The opening theme of the new season of Black butler is too shonen for this goth, dark comedy fever dream

Excuse me

Where does one go to get absolutely fucking railed?