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*curled up on my bed rocking back and forth* I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this I CAN'T DO THIS

You KNOW I'm desperate and horny as fuck when I start contemplating rewatching diabolik lovers

LAST EPISODE FINALLY

If it's a recap I'm suing

Very salty about lack of Elisabeth being a swordsmater but I guess it wasn't her arena this time

Felt like this was mostly just a setup for future arcs especially since the climax was pretty predictable and lackluster

Aaah we're back the mansion

Them name dropping tea

Aah our fav spoiled rich brat is back where he belongs

HARRODS LOL

SOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hahahahaha

Agniiiiiiiiii I missed youuu

Lol he was lurking

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so much FOMO he has

Zero trust

Aaah the bitchfuck duo is back

Damnnn the graphics for Westminster

Not them slipping in some history facts

Mey rin being too relatable

Ciel playing doll

Awww snake is a cutieee

Ciel "I didn't know Bard could read" Phantomhive

Lol guys very cute

Awwwwwwwwww this is just wholesome

Wow it suddenly got serious

Did he fuck his grandma?

Cursed horse

OOOH SHES FROM BOOK OF MURDER

Lol Sebastian, keep your gossiping tendencies at bay

NOT THE UNICORN

Oh Romeo is cute

Marketing genius demon

Sir what are these "demonic" standards (hehe)

Sarcastic lil shit

Oooh preview for emerald witch arc?

Oh we're in Germany

Ravens and foxes interesting

The hounds are obvio referring to ciel

Do the ravens symbolise Undertaker?

Sad witch lady

Oh wow we have werewolves now

Aaaaah it's over

Ok so closing thoughts

Decent season, definitely more interested in setting up future conflicts, can't wait for 2025 for the next season, quite predictable but still fun, especially ciel trying to be a human boy, they brought back most fan favs at least once, except grell, which is an interesting choice, I doubt any of the students will be major players in the future, but I did like the entire mystery surrounding arden, good twist to have the prefects be the murders, sebby-ciel banter as always was on point, overall 6/10

Ughh recap

Jesus that is brutal

Wait I know that voice actor dude- from assassination classroom maybe? Gonna look it up

Nvm penultimate episode let's goo

Spoiled noble brat, marx was onto something

Oh wow the repressed Victorian bois really went on a murder spree huh

The Brotherhood of Murder Gays

Ciel being like "cool motive still murder"

Lord forgive me for I'm about to sin-

Oh no he's gonna fuck them up

Lol had to pause and remember what the cinematic record was

Maybe I should rewatch book of Atlantic

Corpses with ambition- huh he's going corporate I see

STOP FOCUSING ON HIS CROTCH

Yes sebby fuck him up

Oof did he get bangs?

No it's a vision

Lol Sebastian, he's like if a parent was a demon

(hey they should make a show like that)

Oof the terror on Ciel's face

Kind of disappointed with the lack of fighting scenes

All you have to lose are your chains bbygurl

I want the prefects to come back at some point

Aww his gentle inflection

Ooof ciel stop being so cold

SNAKEEEEE

ciel is so not made for public school

He thrives in the chaos of being a powerful member of the elite and having wackos for employees

What are those glasses??

Damnn she craayyyzyyyyyy

Ami stop wasting time on this stupid show and be productive challenge: failed

Cliffhanger hangering me

"having a laugh" UNDERTAKER IS HERE

Okay creepy, get away HE BIT HIM

FRANKENSTEIN!!!

Demon baby getting free rein finally

Sebby stop making jokes

Tiny baby gun

Ooooh Edward coming in for a save

IS MY DARLING HERE

Ughh hot green prefect stop expositioning

Oh phoenix doctor is here

HERE WE GO

Chills are chilling

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LESSSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY HUSBAND IS BACKKKKKKK

Nuuuuuu the s1 flashbacks

Is grell also gonna come?

God he's so hot

If it is because he is both sporty and smart and artsy at the same time then I'm killing these people

Omg they are way to senty about this, guys chill

Homoerotic brotherhood <3

Guys stop being dramatic

Damnnnnnn ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER

FAKEEEEE ASS BITCH (affectionate)

Ughhhhhh ewwwwwwwww guys stop, this is much too lovey dovey

Bratty ciel is back~~

Lol Sebastian firing shots left and right

IS THE HEADMASTER A DEMON?? OOOH IS HE A GRIM REAPER

Ciel prioritising dessert as usual

Aww nooo guys go away let him have his summer pudding

This is wildly entertaining

Aw no tiny baby is swimming in his fake military outfit

Lol sebby being always prepared for his young master's sake

Hey he should be a butler

Smug ass bitch boi

Do they HAVE to wear the gay hats?

Victorians were strange

Things are gonna go to hell in this ep aren't they?

Earl grey is hereeeeeee (I love his name)

Lol the queen is deffo laughing at ciel in her head

Hahahahahahahaha losers

Mandatory ciel and Lizzie dance

Lol not them having dramatic ass music being played

IS IT THE UNDERTAKER?????

Is it

Are they zombies

Is it the grim reaper squad?

Move FASTER

Ughhhhhhhhhh cliffhanger

Another day another complaint from me about the opening theme being a bad choice

Like no offense to the artist and the song is pretty good but it just doesn't fit bb vibes

Why is he narutoing

Are we going for psychological warfare?

Aaaah they are pimping out the sister

Why is everyone in green house German

Omg they are weaponising Victorian conservatism and orientalist fetishism to win cricket???

That's why being exposed to porn mags is important

Truly demonic tactics

Lau baby no

Ugh he's here

That stance is veryyy questionable

'What we both have" only one visible eye?

Soma lol

Ohhhh they are assassination classroom baseball episoding it

God Sebastian is hot

Evil babyyyyyyy

Utilising his "I'm a weak ass bitch" energy

If blue and green prefect don't end up fucking on the field I'm suing

No wonder he heads a secret mafia clan

Not Ciel's fake ass shonen act fooling literally everyone

Damnnnnnn MY BABY IS GRINNING OMG I LOVE YOU MURDER BABY

"ended in one ball" ok dude

Something is about to go to shit

Ciel your strength kink is showing

" you want me to just let him hit it" PIMP

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sebby stop enjoying this

Awwww ciel baby having friends for once

What did they do to his eyebrows 😭😭

Bleghhhhh no bueno

Green house dude be looking fineeee tho

Ofc daddy is also evil coded

At some point I should really read the manga

Wtf is the walk

Ofc he has a power complex

Somehow I feel ciel would have been way more twisted if the dad lived

WTF IS THAT WALK

*floats away on a boat*

The midford dad writing his gay fanfic

Midford kids being disgusted

Awww cute paternal bonding moment

Nvm ciel is there

Somaaaaa

Tamaki ripoff is on point

Awww my babies are here

Supportive idiots my beloved

LAU IS HEREEE

Pitiful score ( I say having zero ounce of sporting talent)

NO BEEF REP, god I love soma and the random accurate tidbits

Viscount go away

They gave them diarrhoea???? Predictable bastards

WHY IS THIS SHOW LIKE THIS

Tanakaaaaaaa is having fun

Cuties bonding

"magical fingers" there is zero hetero explanation for this show

Hot Mama is worried

Midford calm the fuck down

Lol sebby be like- lemme set the vibes

Ciel calling out his teammates for being peasants

Green house captain: himbo confirmed

Lesgooo

If I had a nickel for everytime a piece of media set in a British boarding school had a deliberate fire drill as a crucial scene

"No souls" arts students just be like that huh

Also the automaton/zombie theory is gaining weight

LMAOOOO WASN'T EXPECTING THE ELEPHANT

soma baby not the time

Ooooh fake Dante shouting

The vice prefect of purple is so homophobic gay coded

Nooo they aren't going to make him play cricket???

Oh no

Yeah no shit Sherlock

Hahahahahaha

Sebastian being the only reason ciel is able to do anything

The disgust™ in his voice

Nooo the hug ewwwwwwwww ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

Why DOES IT ALWAYS END UP SOUNDING LIKE BAD PORN???

Go away Sebastian

Why are they evil in sync

Every time ciel giggles I wanna gouge my ears and eyes out

Hogwarts rip off

ELISABETH IS HEREEEEE

(+hot mommy)

Major goblet of fire beauxbatons and drumstrang intro vibes

The medieval flair is strong with these people

Ciel and the owl 😆😆😆

GAY GOBLET OF FIREEEE

He's gonne trip

Called it

Awww the sisters are cute and chaotic

Lol nvm they are honed in

Soma giving ✨ flair ✨

Ofc he is here, why tho, how, how is he everywhere

Hot mommy me too

Himbo men + dangerous women, love the midfords

where did glasses come from?

Let me guess

Ciel's dad was the perfect of the blue house

Yuppppp

Hot daddy alert

Sir who read metaphysics like that

Oh no they made him less hot

Soma best

God Sebastian is such a Lil shit

Yes slavery

Ofc there is cricket, british fucks

Is the green house 'flower' just a pair of leaves??

Ciel would fit in so well with the violet house

ELISABETHHHHH

Lol how far have you gone? Well we killed mutilated zombies together so whichever base is that

Someone please save him

Tinyyy babyyyyyy

Oh he hit a nerve

Omg they sound like robots

Sir do not swing your cricket bat like a sword

Hehe ofc he knows about guard dog

Ciel being done with his nice and sweet friends is so relatable

Ok now they sound cultish

Is he hiding behind sebby? Oh in him

He's having way too much fun with arson as usual

Ok small break done

I refused to belive the boys here don't fuck

No sweet glasses guy, you're gonna get killed, don't do it

Uh oh evil smile

Why is soma so extraaaaaa

I love him so much, my himbo babyyyy

Not him playing the pity card with soma, as if he didn't already pity him enough

"naturally gloomy and timid friend" hahahahaha

PURE HIMBO

He's the best person to sic on someone

Not the elephant 😭😭😭

Sebastian enjoys soma's chaos wayyyy too much

Not him bringing out the Earl voice

Noooo Sebastian the garbage digger

I love it when Ciel tries to shame other people, it's so above and beyond pot calling the kettle black because the pot in this situation is underground charcoal

The question is: what does he need musclemen for apart from ciel-blackmail

Honestly school politics just be like that sometimes

Wtfff why is there sudden sa here

Oooh he has the squad ready

Lmaoooo his sonic spider web

Why is he Batman??!!!

FAKEEEEE WOW HIS ACTING IS SUPERB, love it when he acts as a shonen hero pure and kind when he's just a little bitch ass shit

They went OFF with the visuals this season

Still don't like this attack on Titan opening, just because you have piano doesn't make it appropriate for bb

Wait are we going to have zombies??

Sebastian is THRIVING

Or not

Literally is an heir to a full earldom and corporation

What in the gay maid cafe bs is this

Okay so not Ayato

Midford!! Why you being gay

Lol please make him serve your tea

Repressed gay Victorian boy paradise

Tinyyyyyyyyyyy

The voice switch!!!!!!

*uses his contract demon to make deserts*

The way I NEED Elizabeth to show up at some point

Missed their banter so damn much

Se-BAT-stian

Not them name-dropping Hegel

WHY IS THIS SHOW SO GODDAMN WEIRDLY SEXUAL

why is there a literal confession box in this library

Stop being a priest you literal demon from hell

Not him calling Cole out on the cooking time

Oooohhh I know who's comingggg

Is it my favourite duo? IT ISSSSSS

Ofc they have to be here

The "agony" he is facing

HIMBO BABY IN DA HOUSEEEEEE

Why did they give him a hat twice the size of his head

"I must be careful" fucks up immediately

What in the boys over flowers F4 gang bang is this

Why are these voice actors here? I can't concentrate on the dialogue

Senpai romance ✅

They have a Kyoya ripoff, a tamaki ripoff, and a nekozawa ripoff and an Ayato ripoff

Where is my babyyyyyy

Glasses is gonna die isn't he?

Discrimination in waistcoat material? Damnn, sounds tough

Ofc the arts house perfect is a fucking emo ass visual kei theatre bitch

How fortuitous that the teacher retired, I wonder who will replace him /s

Wtf is this elitist bullying

Wow that would give me major nausea

HE IS HEREEEEEEEEEEE

As usual he's having too much fun, I love him

Wow that alias

These two never disappoint

Here we go, I'm surprised it took him almost ten mins

Ciel wants to kick him

Ohhh they're wearing flowers to represent themselves

What is this sailor moon style villain introduction posing cards

Ofc he's a weirdo

Is he an automaton?

The headmaster is dead, or going to be ig

THEY HAVE SCHOOL APPROVED SLAVERY????

Ooh the purple eye got a glowup

Ofc they live in a haunted mansion

Wtf are these kids

I love these two

Not Sebastian being surprised by Ciel's prep voice

Noooo my babyyy wtf is this

Oh the queen's voice changed

Nice graphics this season

Not them name-dropping the fucking queen

Why are they slowmoing it???

I don't mind the ending theme that much, the gay undertones are fully there

The opening theme of the new season of Black butler is too shonen for this goth, dark comedy fever dream

Theu gave him a bread in mouth running late to school opening

I cannot

The opening theme of the new season of Black butler is too shonen for this goth, dark comedy fever dream

The opening theme of the new season of Black butler is too shonen for this goth, dark comedy fever dream

Call me a dysfunctional door the way I am unhinged

For that matter the Underworld saga completely ripping out my heart was also not there

The

Done for --- There are other ways

sequence killing me was not on my bingo card today

The

Done for --- There are other ways

sequence killing me was not on my bingo card today

Mirrors

I live in the Mirror World

A world of reflections and reverberations

My smile is an echo of a love long past

My face a distortion of dreams

I live as a mirror

Of those I surround

An inflection, an affiliation

I frown the frown I am scared of

I walk the gait I anticipate

Other around me are also mirrors

The curl of a strand, the shape of the face

Each reflected across time and space

I see in them my own manner

And wonder about the egg and the chicken

The world of mirrors is cruel

It pushes forward memories

Habits that were thought to be buried

Resurfaced just to unsettle the mind

An osmosis without consent, a contagion without cure

I live in a World of Mirrors

A fun house of persons and souls

The primary is lost somewhere in the depths of the warehouse

And reflections fill up my world

Excuse me

Where does one go to get absolutely fucking railed?

So the gods are notoriously bad parents, but have we considered what it would be like if they acted like normal parents?

Zeus: AS LONG AS YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF YOU FOLLOW MY RULES

Thalia: under your-? YOU MEAN THE SKY?!?!

Or

Athena: I believe it's probably about time we have... the talk

Annabeth: bold words from a virgin goddess

Or

Hades: when I was your age my parents never gave me handouts. I had to work for what I wanted

Nico: your dad literally ate you, I -

Or

Poseidon: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

Percy: so... this has happened and I'm gonna let you know now that it will happen again

Or

Will: just gonna say that Aunt Artemis doesn't force her huntresses to go to music lessons...

Apollo: If Aunt Artemis is so great then go live with her!

Will: if I was a girl I would

Or

Aphrodite: Because I said so

Piper: jokes on you, I have charmspeak too

Or

Pluto: Another dog? We have a dog! One could argue that we even have three. Besides, who is gonna end up taking care of this dog? Me. You and Nico aren't responsible. Besides, dogs are expensive. You know, money doesn't grow on trees-

Hazel: because...i can get it from the ground??

My love language is people coming home early just to spend more time with me/carving a bit of time during the day to come hang out with me

(⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

Be still, my beating heart💓💓💓

Nora is going to kill me one day and this pairing will trample over my corpse on their merry way to a happily ever after✨💚✨

Better yet they try to convince themselves that there is nothing there and it's just friendship/business partnership but deep down they have fallen so irrevocably in love with each other it's sickening

All that exploration in my teenage years and experimenting with different dynamics just to find out that my type is story is powerful man reduced to tears (and knees) because of his love for wife who is just a little calculating and evil