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Reblogging this cause apparently HIGH BEAM of all dudes is going to have a cameo in Transformers: One
One of the reasons I love being a transformers fan, is that whenever a new piece of media comes out that includes some random obscure character, there's someone who goes "WOOO, dude, that's Truckus Maximus, the character that had one shitty toy, two lines of characterization and zero appearances in fiction! Leeeet's go!"
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That was me when I saw Calcar in Last Bot Standing.
No matter how obscure you think a transformer is, there is always someone out there to whom he is the babiest of babygirls.
True suffering from a brainrot, is when your gallery has so much saved fanarts from a things you're obsessed with, that you can't possibly watch it all without spending on it entire weeks.
One of the reasons I love being a transformers fan, is that whenever a new piece of media comes out that includes some random obscure character, there's someone who goes "WOOO, dude, that's Truckus Maximus, the character that had one shitty toy, two lines of characterization and zero appearances in fiction! Leeeet's go!"
...
That was me when I saw Calcar in Last Bot Standing.
Deltarune/FNAF crossover, in which Purple Guy lures Kris into the saferoom, telling them that he knows how to make them a monster, just like their adoptive family. After Kris is killed, their body is stuffed into an animatronic and their soul ends up possessing it.
Later, depressed Asriel can't tell why he feels a weird sense of familiarity with a new goat animatronic.
I like to think that Swindle literally bought his way into Combaticons. Like, some other dude was supposed to be fifth team member, but Swindle bribed/blackmailed them to drop their candidature and recommend him instead. Why would Swindle do that? Maybe, considering team profile, to have profit from selling stuff he stole during raids and operations.
Imagine that if transformer died, all stuff that they kept in their subspace (weapons, datalogs, trailer in Optimus's case) just materialised near their corpse like loot in RPG.
Bruh, imagine the Halloween party at Swerve's, everyone in silly costumes, guessing what costume Megs would have, then door opens and Megatron walks in as himself, with his iconic fusion cannon and Decepticon insignia and everyone loses their shit.
Yeah, I know, RB Blades is cute and interesting character, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, please, bring me back bad boy, war criminal Blades.
Damn, I really want to see AU on IDW1 where Orion Pax was empyrated, making him break down and become bitter, angry, even cruel and sadistic, mnemosurgery on Megatron (that was done by Trepan in one of issues of MTMTE) was finished, but not perfectly - he still vs Senate, but was brainwashed to thinking that violence is not the answer. In the end, Orion proclaims himself Prime after killing Sentinel and taking his (false) Matrix and wages war vs those that didnt accept him as a leader. Megatron, with help of senator Shockwave (who wasn't empyrated), starts resistance against Optimus Prime.
(This is basically IDW1 SG, but worse - like, Prowl, Bumblebee and others would decepticons, bc they would be same characters, same with Soundwave and Starscream - they're same characters, but autobots)
That moment when you have a REALLY good idea for a drawing, but you draw badly and too poor to order a commission.
Hell, now i really want to see the backstory of this human
![Commissions!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/bd584b4988cb3fecc27acfa3bede6cf7/tumblr_pyxnxm09aj1y5w084o1_500.jpg)
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commissions!
"Decepticons - you are all under arrest. I invite you to resist."
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