screwlowes

friendly neighborhood gremlin

just your friendly neighborhood gremlin probably won't post too much, just because I don't really know what I have to offer to the platform. my goal is to be as chaotic and funny as possible, while still spreading knowledge about my special interests. Said interests include, but are not limited to: The Scarlet Witch, Young Avengers, Keeper of the Lost Cities, words, etymology, random knowledge that I don't know what to do with, wonder woman, Hellenistic Polytheism, writing, art, and other things that relate to the above topics please message me if you have any questions about the above topics, or wish to be friends! 😃❤️ thanks, Seraphina ❤️

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HAPPY PRIDE FROM NATURE, WHATEVER DEITY(IES) YOU BELIEVE IN/PRAY TO/WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY

HAPPY PRIDE FROM NATURE, WHATEVER DEITY(IES) YOU BELIEVE IN/PRAY TO/WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY 😁😁😁😁

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screwlowes

7 months ago

The first bit of actual novel WIP content!!!

The poll came out in a three way tie, so I'm planning on redoing the post... Until then, here you go! Absolutely no context! :]

'I gotta say, I never understood the concept of tentacles being hot, but now I *really* don't get it'

@deadandgaysetanta @queen-of-hobgobblers @redkarmakai

Reblog with a line from your current work-in-progress fanfiction taken COMPLETELY out of context.

Mine is:

“Oh I’m swell,” Leo said, before promptly coughing up blood.

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i have a few like this in the wip and i absolutely love it lol out of context shit current wip my wips wip out of context quotes the ones who hurt ♡ reblog ♡ tw tentacles

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screwlowes

7 months ago

@queen-of-hobgobblers idk either, but thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @isthattetofrommesmerizer is a good person and deserves many good things.

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screwlowes

7 months ago

Couldn't agree more!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@queen-of-hobgobblers

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @queen-of-hobgobblers is a good person and deserves many good things.

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screwlowes

7 months ago

Hestia

Hestia’s posture is impeccable.

She is neither tall nor short - and round in figure.

Her hips are wide - perfect for holding the children that she never birthed, but cares for anyway.

Her belly is round, from good food and a good family - and it bounces slightly when she laughs.

She has a mothers face, and a mothers hands, and auburn hair that falls in curls.

She wears dresses in muted oranges and reds, or browns - and her apron is off-white.

She hums when she cooks in the kitchen and grows her own herbs in the back garden.

She keeps a cleaning rag in her pocket, and always has a salve ready in case of scraped knees or burnt hands.

She does not yell, no - her honey brown eyes give a harsh enough stare to silence unruly children and self-indulgent adults.

Her doors are always open, to the forgotten and the lost - to the wandering and the wanting.

She always cooks enough for extra company and second helpings.

Her hearth is always burning, her love is never ending.

Hestia, Goddess of Hearth and Home,

Lead my way - and light my path. 🕯️

- Hestia’s Hearth; An original hymn

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screwlowes

8 months ago

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

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