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My chem teacher: The school’s too hot, the school’s too cold, okay Goldilocks.
My history ST: *in reference to MLK* Civil disobedience is not obeying unjust laws, he’s been arrested thousands of times!
My history ST: Who was the individual to desegregate Ole Miss?
Kid in my history class: Betty White!
My best friend: They’re screaming “mom” and I’m concerned.
My choir teacher: Me too.
My chem teacher: We’re going to make Lewis Diagrams, maybe I’ll bring in marshmallows and toothpicks. That’s always fun because you can eat your mistakes, sort of like how tigers eat their young.
Bus driver: Is that it? Are there anymore kids on the bus?
Middle schoolers: …
Castmate: Seahorses have legs, you’re wrong, I guarantee you’ve never seen a seahorse before.
Me: I’ve literally seen them at the aquarium.
Director: Take 5.
Cast: Thank you 5.
Castmember: Only dumb little theater kids say “thank you 5”.
Other castmember: Dude you literally said it.
Student: *asks a question*
My chem teacher: …That’s a great question.
Chem teacher: Anyway-
My music director: [castmember] I don’t know whether I should thank you for laughing at my jokes or be mildly concerned.
Girl in my choir: No, I slapped her because she made out with my stuffed animal!!!
Me: *dying laughing*
Girl in my choir: Oh don’t laugh at me M/N!!!
My choir teacher: I quit, anyone else wanna quit?
Me: Can I quit?
My best friend: Can I quit life?
My choir teacher: nO!!
My life is a movie and Spotify's algorithm is the DJ in the background
Out of context tag
Thank you @cheyscribbles for tagging me!
From Seven Circles 🌐: Ch1, Appearances.
My lovely guests! If I could please have your attention," Demyen says, projecting to address the room at large as he stands from his throne-like seat. "As you all know, today's celebration is held in honour of my youngest ascending into his powers, as well as his place in society. He's a bit of a late bloomer, granted, but when has a little age harmed any of us?" he says, pausing as the room full of demons laugh politely.
Tagging @scorpiothesaint @officialauthorofanotherworld @katenewmanwrites and @fortunatetragedy (cuz I want to read more of yalls stuff!)
And @glasshousesandstones you asked, I delivered 🔥
quotes by my irls
side note C is @some-horse-gurl
C: “What kind of chocolate do you like?” Me: “Not white” C: “What kind of people do you like? Not white”
girl just insulted herself 🤣
C: “Stop saying muffin you muffin”
lil miss muffin calls everyone a muffin pt 1
C: “I don’t have a problem” Me: *blank stare* C: *laughs*
the amount of times this has happened 😭
Me: “E, your wife’s dying” E: “ha” C: “love you too”
E and C are ‘married’ yk the friend group lore
C: *flipping people off* lil miss muffin: if you used a different finger she could put a ring on it
talking bout E, obvi
lil miss muffin: no you’re a muffin head C: just fucking curse
if you haven’t guessed muffin is the new swear sub
lil miss muffin: sharing is caring Me: we don’t give a fuck about caring
this one’s just out of context, no you won’t get any
lady floutist: “mother nature is letting her hair down and shaking out the dandruff”
snow.
C: “you were always my favorite friend”
thx C, a great way to end out this post
tell me if you want more irl chaos, this was fun to collect
"That looks kind of like a friend of mine – is it a bear?"