Ok So Ive Had This Hyunsuk Drabble / Imagine (sis Ion Know The Fckin Difference Nsjdskk) In My Drafts

ok so i’ve had this hyunsuk drabble / imagine (sis ion know the fckin difference nsjdskk) in my drafts since literally december and i’m debating whether i should post it or not because it’s my Very first writing thingy of i’ve ever done and i feel like its really cheesy but that might just be because i wrote it lmfao. but it still hasn’t been edited and the ending is kind of not finished yet 👉👈

*adjusts my titties* anyways…

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this

Summer Heather Garden, California by Christopher Burkett

NEIGHBOUR!AU WOOZI

masterlist other members: s.coups | jeonghan | joshua | jun | hoshi | wonwoo | dk | mingyu | the8 | seungkwan | vernon | dino

you’ve never been a clean person who has their shit under control

especially when it comes to keeping your own room clean

so how are you supposed to keep a whole apartment tidy

when you first moved into your new place that solely belonged to you,,, you thought everything was great because

you were a grown ass adult

to an extent at least

and you didn’t have your parents lecturing you and ordering you to tidy up your room,,,,, you are now an independent person who doesn’t need any help and can function on their own

or so you thought

two weeks in and your place has turned into the dumpster from hell

you did wash the dishes,,,, somewhat and did the laundry,,,,,, somehow

but because you are too lazy to take out the trash, you keep trying to stuff all of the garbage into the same trash bag even though there is no room to fit in anymore

okay you admit keeping a flat clean is a challenge

your tidiness may not be topnotch but your likability towards your neighbours makes up for it

except with one person,,,, namely the one who lives right next to you

alias lee jihoon

it’s not that you hate him or vice versa (you hope)

but more of,,,,,,,, he doesn’t talk a lot and you don’t see each other frequently

which surprises you as you even meet neighbour seungcheol more often and he lives like three levels below you

and it’s hard to build up a conversation with jihoon

there are two ways how a poor attempt to crack his shell will end up

either he shows his disinterest 

or you can already tell by his body language that he feels uncomfortable and doesn’t want to talk

what am i saying it’s almost the same

but what you DID pick up was that lee jihoon is NOT an asshole

he may be quiet and hard to approach but he is not detestable!!!!!

whenever one asks him for favors he usually,,,,,, 

R E J E C T S

you tried your luck several times

it always ended up with the same result but different words

“no”

“ask someone else”

“how about n o”

“i’m busy”

“that’s not my forte”

“oh look at the time i gotta go!!!!”

“jihoon,,,,, it’s eight in the evening and  f r e e z i n g  what do you want to do outside”

“i got a gig”

“but it’s a holiday,,,,,,”

“look that was me trying to reject you nicely now pLS STOP ASKING ME Y/N”

oKaY lee jihoon is an ass

you wonder,,, have you done anything wrong???

bc even when yOU offer yOUR help to HIM he shuts you down

“it’s fine!!!!!!”

“this is fragile i don’t trust anyone holding this”

“jihoon i’m not a klutz i swear you’ll trip and break it yourself”

“that’s what mingyu told me too and when i accepted his help that one time, he was the one who tripped and broke it so  N O”

this dude can get grumpy

but when he is super extra grumpy and lets it all out on you he’ll realize his mistake and apologize

point proven that jihoon is not  e n t i r e l y  an asshole

remember you are a messy person?

well your parents decided to visit you on saturday

and they announced their surprise visit the day before

and that equals to you being DOOMED

your place is still a whole dumpster and all you have in the kitchen are frozen pizza, ramen noodles, eggs, condiments and candy

which means you are DOOMED X2

you know that you’re not able to clean the mess and go shopping in one day,,,,, it’s too much

hell you’re probably busy cleaning all night long into the morning because yes THATS HOW MESSY IT IS

you need help and  p r o n t o

since mingyu has the reputation of being the cleanest one in the entire apartment block you try to ring him up,,,,,, but he’s currently not in town dsakjhdkj

and you don’t even try to ask seungcheol bc he’ll pull a dad on you and lecture you

knowing that all the others have their own schedules and you’re not all too close to them it seemed inappropriate to ask them

which only leaves jihoon as your last hope

so you rush over to his door and bang so long until he opens the door with an exasperated sigh like he already knows what you’re about to ask

“JIHOON PLS HELP ME IF YOU VALUE MY WELLBEING”

he’s about to slam the door shut but you manage to keep it open with your foot

“I AM SERIOUS LEE JIHOON”

“you asked and this is my answer y/n”

“my parents are coming over and i need to seem like a functioning adult who is able to take care of themselves and their apartment but i don’t have any food left and i can’t go out shopping anymore so pls help me!!!!”

he blinks as he processes your words and then asks

“aha,,,,,, and you want me to,,,,,?”

“can i pls have some of your food???”

“are you  c r a z y  OF COURSE NOT!!!!”

of that took the last straw

and the door falls in its lock in front of your face

you bang on his door and whine around being the extra and desperate person you are

but as you realize he’s not going to fall for it you give up

this is a challenge you have to get through your own

even if it is going to cause you a lot of pain

aka your mom’s i tOLd yOU sO

when it comes to food you just have to improvise and say you had a huge gathering a few days ago and used up all of your food

yeah that seems like a good excuse

they’re definitely going to buy it,,,,,,, you hope

you were right with your prediction that you’d need the entire day and morning to clean up your place

and you have enough time left to go take a shower

tbh you’re still very anxious about the food problem

but well now it’s too late to think about it it’s time for improvisation

cue someone rings the bell and ofc it’s your parents

they’re quite impressed that you managed to have a clean place wow

and everything seems to run smoothly

until your dad decides to be  t h a t  guy and ask when it’s lunch time

“yeah about that,,,,,, i was thinking about something simple like pizza!”

and your mom sends you a suspicious look

“y/n you love to cook tho,,,,”

“i’m feeling a bit tired that’s why”

“well then we can all cook together!!”

oh  s h o o t

your dad has the AuDACitY to head to your kitchen

when the doorbell suddenly makes a sound

you quickly run over and your jaw almost drops when you see the person in front of you

bc your parents are nosey and curious they stand behind you to see them

“hey,,,, i’m not too late am i??”

it’s jihoon with like 3 grocery bags in his hands

but what’s more

jihoon is fucking  s m i l i n g

like a shy type of smile and you are sO perplexed because??? what went over him ????

your mom was first to react

“y/n i didn’t know you were in a relationship??? whatta surprise hELLO I AM Y/N’S MOM AND YOU ARE?? WAIT A SEC,, COME IN FIRST”

“mom we’re not-”

“it’s alright,,,, hello i’m jihoon,,,,,,”

did he just indirectly confirm that you were  d a t i n g

in front of you parents

but they don’t seem to mind actually they are dELiGHTed

while your mom pushes him into the kitchen and asks him all kinds of things your dad stays behind with you and gives you the pat of approval

“looks like a nice guy,,,, how did you two meet??”

“dad we’re neighbours”

“i see,,,,,, love comes in all different kinds of situations huh”

not him too sdkjhdskj

somehow it ended up in the four of you cooking lunch together,,,,, what

“play along” jihoon mumbles quietly before he returns to chopping the vegetables and then asks in a normal conversational tone

“babe can you boil this already?”

did he just call you  b a b e

in front of your parents

WHY DOESN’T YOUR DAD OR YOUR MOM SEEM TO MIND WHY ARE THEY FINE WITH THIS 

nonetheless you roll with it

and after a while you get used to it as well as with jihoon’s sudden touches like squeezing your hand reassuringly

and by the time you’re all at the table you nearly forget that the couple thing was just a front

and jihoon’s actually laughing at your dad’s lame jokes once in a while and you swear your mom is just  w h i p p e d

by the time your parents are about to leave

your dad has some friendly talk going on with jihoon and your mom quietly remarks

“y/n tell me asap when you’re thinking of sealing the deal with him i can’t wait to play wedding planner!!!!!!”

and you’re like mOM PLS

if they only knew

and then they FINALLY leave

but ofc mother couldn’t leave without hugging you and jihoon first

when you turn around jihoon expression went from happy back to the indifferent and grumpy asshole jihoon

you start to go slow and test the waters

“uh, thanks for that you were my lifesaver!!!! but uh,,,, you didn’t have to say that we were a couple”

“i just went with what i thought would be most believable,” he deadpans and wants to leave to but you hold him back

“what is it???”

“was it then really necessary to call me babe????”

and boom he stays silent but instead he turns red

a small smile makes its way to your face

“can it be that you like me hmmm?????”

“you owe me 20 bucks y/n i sacrificed that much money for your food”

“what if i say i like you too hm ???”

he scrunches his nose in disgust but sadly for him it just looks so adorable because by then he is flaming red and you can’t take him seriously anymore

“don’t get ahead of yourself,,”

he turns to leave but in the last moment he faces you

and tugs on your collar

and pull you closer to him

and plants a peck on your cheek

“you know what? forget the 20 bucks”

THEN he quickly leaves your place and your smile turns into a grin followed by a victory dance

point proven that jihoon is NOT AN ASSHOLE AT ALL

although he says not to pay him back the 20 bucks

you still don’t tbh oops

instead you ask him out

and for the first time

he says yes