The TikTok Algorithm Is So Weird Because I Have Gotten Not One But Two Adds For The Church Of Jesus Christ

The TikTok algorithm is so weird because I have gotten not one but two adds “For the Church of Jesus Christ of later-day saints.” (For anyone wondering that is the Mormons.) I was never Mormon, but I did grow up religious and I have enough religious trauma already, I don’t need to join a cult thank you.

Wait Yord has a last name!!!!! Mind blown

..... I may have drawn more than 8 so there's gonna be more lol

I’ve cracked the code, I figured out why Anakin fell to the dark side in Revenge of the Sith, it’s not cause of Padmé or his dreams or Palpatine or anything like that. Obviously he and Ahsoka shared one brain cell and when she left she took it with her, duh!

Welcome to another random midnight (except it’s 10:30) thoughts with SEM (now one year older, but certainly not wiser.):

I stand by that “Headlong” is Queen’s worst music video, middle of the road song (not their best, not their worst) but terrible music video. Where is Queen? Who are these middle aged dudes in suits. Why is Freddie Mercury in a boring ass dress shirt? It’s giving love interest in an early 2000s rom-com or sit-com dad, not rockstar. And why that hideous yellow sweater? Why does the camera movements look like the camera man just did a line of coke.

I know I’m late to this but, in Charlie XCX’s song Guess, when she says the line “or all see through” did anyone else think she said “Aussie blue” and wonder what that was, just me cool.

As a mentally unstable college student myself I must say, I am constantly one push away from full blown Tusken massacre. And the only thing I have at stake is an English degree not y’know saving the galaxy.

i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them, awaiting a naturally intimidating actor with rogueish charm to be cast, waiting for this masterpiece of badass villainy or whatever, and george lucas is like no, no, i’ve got you. and then he finds the one man on the planet who looked babier than baby mark hamill and says, “his main personality trait will be being weird and awkward, secondary personality trait loving his wife, tertiary personality trait being incredibly good at murder, and all of these traits will do battle on the silver screen for three movies until they all win in possibly the worst way.” that fucking rules. george lucas could’ve done anything with darth vader and he willingly, enthusiastically chose mentally unstable college student who is somehow married but his only friend is his kind-of dad. that fucking rules, top down, that’s fucking exquisite. if you don’t think that premise is inherently entertaining you’ve got no taste