Send-help-oof - Sometimes, I Wonder How I Ended Up Here

*at dinner*

Chanyeol: *to Baekhyun* What’s your favorite type of music?

Baekhyun: Your moan.

Chanyeol:

Baekhyun:

EXO:

SM:

The World:

Baekhyun: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Seungkwan: Hey, don’t change the subject!

Vernon: What’s the subject?

Seungkwan: Me.

“I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than ‘fuck’”

-Irene, probably

So, I get severe migraines -and when I say severe, I mean I’m out for a few days. Either way, my head is so sensitive that when storms come and the air pressure changes, I can tell because my head begins to hurt. Either way, I was at the mall with my friend and I told her that it was going to rain. She looked at her weather app and told me that I must be mistaken as it’s supposed to be sunny, and I told her to just trust me.

Long story short, it did rain and now my friend thinks I’m prophetic.

*all of Exo staring out the window*

Suho: What are you doing?

Chen: The cable went out, so we’re watching the couple across the street break up.