*all Of Exo Staring Out The Window*

*all of Exo staring out the window*

Suho: What are you doing?

Chen: The cable went out, so we’re watching the couple across the street break up.

Joshua: Did you snap my laptop in half?

Woozi: What goes around comes around.

Joshua: Are you seriously still upset about that sandwich from last week?

Woozi: That was the best damn sandwich I’ve ever made.

Lucas: I’m a firm believer in “if you’re going to fail, fail spectacularly.”

Taeyong: If you bite it and you die, then it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Mark: What if it bites me and it dies?

Doyoung: Then you’re poisonous, you idiot.

Lucas: What if it bites itself and it dies?

Taeyong: That’s voodoo.

Chenle: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Taeil: That’s correlation, not causation.

Johnny: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Ten: That’s kinky ;)

Teacher: Kyuhyun said a swear word in class today.

Leeteuk: Okay, I’ll talk to him about it.

*later, at the dorm*

Leeteuk: What the fuck, Kyuhyun.