The Funniest Way Edward Would Be Trans Would That When He Meets Hohenheim, He Just Accepts That Edward

The funniest way Edward would be trans would that when he meets Hohenheim, he just accepts that Edward is a boy and couldn't believe that he had forgotten his own sons name. 💀

Felt like doing a redraw in the spirit of these two total idiots being in my head for.. *checks watch* *checks calendar* almost 3 years now wtf

Greedling (Ling): Do you guys have a fan or something? I mean I'm just gonna borrow it, I'm not gonna keep it—

Ed: YOU ARE THE GAYEST MONSTER SINCE GAY CAME TO GAYTOWN!

Greedling (Greed): Whoa! Easy! Where's this coming from?

Ed: No! Let's get down to it—!

Darius: (Pulling Ed away from them) Hey, whoa you two. We don't want any trouble here, alright?

Greedling (?): No I'm with you. I don't think violence solves anything.

Ed: GOD, you're gay! You don't think violence solves anything?! What kind of monster are you, anyway?!

Greedling (Greed): Look, I'm— I'm pretty hardcore. I mean, I've been known to do a number on plenty of guys.

Ed: Do a number? Yeah, I bet you do a number in your tights on broadway... which is where ya moved to after ya left Texas Chainsaw Mascara where you're from!

Asking for fic purposes! Irl friend and I were discussing and this is the list we came up with I’m fascinated to hear y’all’s thoughts!