Astarion: "And So They Beat Me To Death Over A Law I Passed, And Then I Became A Vampire Spawn."Me, An

Astarion: "And so they beat me to death over a law I passed, and then I became a vampire spawn." Me, an American living in the ungodly year of 2023: "What was the law, Astarion." "Wha-" *Shaking him*"WHAT WAS THE LAW ASTARION???"

as much as I love Baldur's Gate 3 it is. Baffling and infuriating that there is nobody online talking about how in a world as massive and populated as this game's there are 0 fat people in it, anywhere, at all, when we had body sliders in Fallout 3 fifteen fucking years ago

If you want Boy body type you get to be hunk and More Hunk and if you want Girl body type you get to be skinny or skinny with muscles and that's WEIRD, right? It's weird that no one's talking about that?? This is a bizarre regression from a game that advances so much and I would have happily waited another whole year of development for a body slider feature EDIT FOR PEOPLE WHO CHECK: I was wrong about Fallout 3 having body sliders! I was thinking about Fallout 4, which came out a decade ago! There's also Saint's Row 2, which had body sliders and released in 2008! so There are technically about 2 fat characters! Balthazar is fat and he's a hideous disgusting monster! The orc woman is fat and she's hideous and you're supposed to find it funny that she's having sex with her partner! This kinda sucks even more than not having any fat characters at all tbh!

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

ok can someone explain how blocking works on here? why can accounts i block reblog my shit

I don't know how else to be with someone. No matter how much I'd like to.

I used the photomode mod to take a look at Astarion's love confession scene. Normally, the camera is focused on Tav when choosing what to say.

These are the expressions Astarion is making off-screen while you are hovering over dialogue options.