
Since the new trailer for dragon age dropped I am ravenous over this game and I’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem, also gonna post about other fandoms22, they/them
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Astarion: "And So They Beat Me To Death Over A Law I Passed, And Then I Became A Vampire Spawn."Me, An
Astarion: "And so they beat me to death over a law I passed, and then I became a vampire spawn." Me, an American living in the ungodly year of 2023: "What was the law, Astarion." "Wha-" *Shaking him*"WHAT WAS THE LAW ASTARION???"
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as much as I love Baldur's Gate 3 it is. Baffling and infuriating that there is nobody online talking about how in a world as massive and populated as this game's there are 0 fat people in it, anywhere, at all, when we had body sliders in Fallout 3 fifteen fucking years ago
If you want Boy body type you get to be hunk and More Hunk and if you want Girl body type you get to be skinny or skinny with muscles and that's WEIRD, right? It's weird that no one's talking about that?? This is a bizarre regression from a game that advances so much and I would have happily waited another whole year of development for a body slider feature EDIT FOR PEOPLE WHO CHECK: I was wrong about Fallout 3 having body sliders! I was thinking about Fallout 4, which came out a decade ago! There's also Saint's Row 2, which had body sliders and released in 2008! so There are technically about 2 fat characters! Balthazar is fat and he's a hideous disgusting monster! The orc woman is fat and she's hideous and you're supposed to find it funny that she's having sex with her partner! This kinda sucks even more than not having any fat characters at all tbh!


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slams this on the table and runs

Hey since it's getting colder in the US for the next couple months here's your reminder that a lot of physically disabled people who use mobility aids are going to get stuck inside because of snow and ice. This is your reminder that the world, while it is always inaccessible, is about to become even more so especially for those who use wheelchairs and electric chairs. If you have a friend who uses a wheelchair or an electric chair please check in on them and see if they perhaps need some groceries or even just a visit (make sure they know you're coming especially if they're immunocompromised.)
I want Astarion hurt/comfort when he’s not remotely attractive. He’s dirty and gross, there’s something matted in his hair and he doesn’t even want to imagine what it is. He’s sick, he’s coughing up something disgusting and his voice sounds terrible, or he had some bad blood and now he’s got a very upset tummy in the most unpleasant way. He’s injured, really injured in ways that hurt to even look at, and he’s in too much pain to even try to be charming. He’s never looked less sexy, at least in front of Tav who wasn’t around for the rat eating era.
And guess what? He still gets love and care. He still gets treated tenderly even when he isn’t something pretty to look at. Like maybe that’s not the only thing of value about him.