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What’s your poison Toshinori

Astarion: "And so they beat me to death over a law I passed, and then I became a vampire spawn." Me, an American living in the ungodly year of 2023: "What was the law, Astarion." "Wha-" *Shaking him*"WHAT WAS THE LAW ASTARION???"

No, please, I can't 🤣

Pokemon????!

pov, the wizard in your party says it's time to explode as an apology to his ex, and you're praying that your one woman bomb squad bestie gave him good enough head that it makes him want to live