Too Many OTPs, But I Immediatly Thought Of Pete And Gary (Bully) As I Was Reading The First One.Pete

Too many OTPs, but I immediatly thought of Pete and Gary (Bully) as I was reading the first one. Pete always steals the blankets and it always wakes Gary up at some point, because he’s freezing (medication and all). But he just gets up and gets more blankets from his bed, because he likes to see Pete sleep. At some point all the blankets they have end up being wrapped around Pete in some way and Gary just starts sto sleep in warmer pyjamas.

They both stub their toes all the time. But Pete is more the quiet suck it up and cry the pain inside guy, while Gary curses around the whole dorm.

Gary doesn’t have a car, but if he would, he’d be the one to crash it, because Pete would be a really horrible driver, because he always does what you are supposed to do, so driving with him is boring as hell, but also really save. Gary is the lightweight. Because of his meds he should not drink any alcohol, but he still does, since he’s a teenager after all, but he can’t drink much at all. Pete is not extremly alcohol-proof, but after years of drinking with Gary he is quite good at keeping himself at a level of drunkness, that he can still bring Gary and himself home save.

Gary makes snacks loudly. But only if he is freezing so much that he actually needs something warm to eat/drink. And if he has to get up, Pete has to get up too, since it was his fault all along.

There is no suggesting in pets. If someone brings home an animal it stays. Even if it is a garden spider.

Gary drinks blck coffee, because that’s the only way he is able to gget enough cafeein, after month of plotting against Jimmy he became unable to drink anything but black coffee. Pete on the other hand enjoys trying out new weird coffee combiantions.If he is already in Starbucks, at least he can get a coffee wich does not acutally fit the description anymore.

Pete is bringing up buying healthy food, but never does it, because if they have to pay to get something eatble (and not from Edna!) they can at least enjoy junk food.

They would both run though the street to pet any dog. But Pete is the one who actually does it. Gary just walks after him and if he is already there he can pet the dog too. Not that Pete doesn’t know it any better.

They both make sure to be very perceise at using words right, if for some reason they use new words. Because they wouldn’t let the other live it down soon. Pete would be all smug about Gary saying something wrong, while Gary would just tease Pete for using such a word at all.

Okay but have you considered THESE for your OTP:

Who steals the whole fucking blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other without any?

Which one is always stubbing their toe and screaming about it?

Who crashed a car and made the other pick them up at 3AM?

Which one is the lightweight that needs to be watched over at all costs?

Which one likes to get up in the middle of the night and (loudly) make themselves a snack?

Who is always suggesting they get another pet?

Who drinks straight up black coffee and teases the other for their overly-flavored Starbucks?

Which one insists upon buying unheard-of health foods?

Which one would run through a busy street just to pet a small dog?

Which one always mispronounces words and gets constantly corrected by the other for it?

Spoilers LoT

He could have just frozen his hand in place and get out of there!

Brake of the frozen off arm and survive this.

But since Wentworth Miller is officially still working for CW next year across the shows I am not sure if they didn’t save him. Somehow.

Roughly in English:

The walrus usually lives (besides the mating seasons) in gender parted herds. The espetion to that rule are the north canadian walrus, where wales and females live together the whole year.

This is the most canadian thing I have ever read.

Original von Wikipedia:

Die Hälfte ihres Lebens halten sich Walrosse an Küsten arktischer Inseln oder am Packeisrand auf, wo sie sich in großen Herden versammeln. Außerhalb der Paarungszeit sind diese Herden meist nach Geschlechtern getrennt; Ausnahmen von dieser Regel existieren in einigen nordkanadischen Populationen, in denen Männchen und Weibchen das ganze Jahr über zusammenbleiben.

Das ist das kandischste was ich je gelesen habe.

Me:

How does Kylo make his hair look so good after taking the helmet off?

Boyfriend:

With the Force!

Read this to my boyfriend. His comment: “Hux, she’s scatching my face“ “Because one more scratch would be so bad.“

TFA should’ve ended with Hux running out of the woods on Star Killer base with a crying Kylo Ren under one arm, and a hissing Millicent under the other

It is lettuce because in the original tale her father stole the evil withes rapunzels (lettuce) to feed his pregnant wife with them.

Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings

Bonus: