Gertrude Shot First

Gertrude shot first

All TRUE fans know that the ""mistake"" in the audio was not an accident. Gertrude shot first, and she had a machete.

(That one season QnA, idk which it was)

I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

Got jumpscared by my bellybutton

Hey there Cthulhu

Jonah Magnus @ The Eye

Song title: Hey There Cthulhu

Artist: Eben Brooks

I love this song. Look it up.

LMAO

Jon, in tears: Martin, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Martin, who loved Jon when he stalked him, accused him of murder, refused to go to therapy for his obvious extreme paranoia, was framed for murder, actual murder, both of them being slowly stripped of humanity and most things that formed their identities, and general assholery: I genuinely don’t think there is anything in this world that could make me stop loving you. It worries me sometimes.

Jon: Would you love me if I were a peach?

Martin: Now that's a bit harder to answer

3 am vs 10 am

At 3 am, I watch youtube videos of things like the 3x + 1 problem.

At 10 am, I watch reaction channels.

Seems like everyone else does the opposite.