Me Accepting An Award: I Would Like To Thank A Special Little Someone For Never Giving Me Up, Never Letting

Me accepting an award: I would like to thank a special little someone for never giving me up, never letting me down, never running around and deserting me, never making me cry, never saying goodbye, never telling me a lie or hurting me

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee (get in one hit then dump out your organs and die immediately)

The definition of girl boss is in the movie "The Plagues of Breslau"

U know the phrase "hoisted by my own petard"? Well without even thinking of that phrase for some reason in my head I went "damn it really do be your own petard" and I kind of can't stand that

Man if I had a fake eye I'd get so many weird ones

U know how some men will grab your waist or whatever to walk past you? Let's start doing the same but grabbing their necks