Shavynel - 15% Flailing Through Life

Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .

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oh my god I forgot to tell y'all this story

so my sister had poured the baby some tea in his little cup and he was walking into the living room with it and started sipping as he walked, and spilled some on the carpet. and because he is considerate and responsible he immediately said "ba clean up" and went into the kitchen for a dishcloth and came back and started capably soaking up the spill

and steve was sitting there and he was like "[baby] did you know that it's really hard to walk and drink from a cup at the same time without spilling? so next time you're walking with a drink in your hand, and you want to take a sip, you should either stop walking while you sip, or wait to sip until you've already gotten where you're going. do you understand?"

and the baby was sort of absentmindedly like "eah"

and steve was like "so next time you're carrying a drink and walking, and you want to take a sip, what are you going to do?"

and the baby looked at the carpet and then up at his dad and said "walk on hard wood floor"

Crow Time - Statue 1

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It brings me joy! It validates my bird obsession!

[Holy crap there's a Part 2??]

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why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌