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Crimes
This game makes me feel things, and it’s really fun and I made fanart for it a while ago and forgot to post it.
I'm not conspiring to commit treason
I'm ASPIRING to commit treason
..there's a difference :)
Watched a fight between a guy with a sword and a guy with a vacuum cleaner last night... the guy with the vacuum won
"Power on.. Bluetooth device connected... " Boring and she sounds like she'd bully me on the bus
"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED" Exciting, fun, super cool
Bluetooth headphones but they use that one clip from adventure time where finn is super autotuned instead of that pissed off robot girl voice
Is it true that some crimes can be worse than the other crimes?
This has to be bait.
YEEAAAH CRIME!!!
I fucking HATE daylight savings LIKE FUCK LET ME SLEEP.
The noise has so many crimes it’s not funny
Idk if someone already suggested this, but do have any headcanons of the PT cast’s worst crimes?
Worst crimes!
Peppino: Traffic infractions. Does his best to deliver pizzas on time, even if it includes running red lights and cutting people off.
Gustavo: Speeding ticket.
Mr. Stick: Insurance fraud and scamming.
Pepperman: Vandalism (graffiti).
The Vigilante: Interfering with police investigation.
The Noise: Terrorism. Possession of illegal explosives. Possession of unregistered firearms. First, second, and third-degree manslaughter (several of each). Possession of nuclear weapons. Reckless driving. Public intoxication. Possession of controlled substance. Assault and battery. Attack on a police officer. Grand theft auto. Theft of a police vehicle. Theft of an ambulance. Theft of a firetruck. (These are just his worst. The list goes on and on.)
Noisette: Assault and battery.
Fake Peppino: Has only been wanted for murder, but never got caught.
Pizzahead: Terrorism. Possession of nuclear weapons. Stalking.
Pillar John: No charges
Gerome: No charges
Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .
Homeschooling
Almost 4 million kids in the United States are being homeschooled, why? I was assaulted in insane ways. Why were you or somebody you know homeschooled?
Please reblog.
good old Faust
okay he convinced me you guys.... 👀
A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
