First Question, How Long Does It Take For A Person To Scroll Down @stardewcowboy's Tumblr For You To

First Question, how long does it take for a person to scroll down @stardewcowboy's Tumblr for you to simp for one of her farmers ? First answer, .00000001 seconds.

Farmer Hale (C) @stardewcowboy !! ;w;

Is this what validation from one of your favorite blogs feels like ? ;w;

Thank you !! I'm glad you like it, Nohra, queen !! ;w; <3

First Question, how long does it take for a person to scroll down @stardewcowboy's Tumblr for you to simp for one of her farmers ? First answer, .00000001 seconds.

Farmer Hale (C) @stardewcowboy !! ;w;

Concept ; Instead of an angsty ' born and raised in the streets with neglectful parents ' storyline for Shane, he had an overbearing college Gridball star dad that put too much pressure and unrealistic expectations on him and a trophy wife mom that always sided with his dad. 🏃 🏃 🏃

Lop's Stardew Farmers' Family Dynamics !! ;

Cermet - Perfect Nuclear Family !! He has a mom and dad who are still very much in love to this day ( they run a Greyhound Rescue ) and he has a younger sister ( Named Bunny ). If y'all couldn't tell how I used Jenna Marbles' Dink fam and the iggies as the biggest inspiration for this man already. 💖

Wenna - Adopted !! After having their oldest daughter, the Jones family wanted to bring in a little one that didn't have a home - luckily, close by, their local hospital had a teen mother that was giving the baby up for adoption and she was brought into a loving home with two parents, a sister, and a brother. 💖

Sandy ( Sandra if you're fancy !! ) - Huge, and I mean huge !! Though their dynamic is currently very stressed at the moment, Sandy has nine siblings, three older brothers, an older sister, two younger sisters, and three younger brothers. Her parents are also married, but the passion has surely died out. Her extended family was never far away though !! 💖

Pickle - Another Nuclear Family !! She isn't particularly close with her family anymore, rarelt talks to them outside of holidays, and will send a postcard around the holidays. An older sister and a younger brother, with two go - getting, work - oriented parents. They really disapprove of her leaving business school to pursue clowning, so it's hard to take her seriously back home. 👀

Nanna - Mixed !! Their parents are married ( though they'd be better off divorced ), and they have a half sister from a mom's previous relationship, and a cousin who has been like a brother to them as their dad adopted him into their family. They don't get along well with their family, especially their mother, but they do occasionally talk to their dad, sister, nieces and nephews. 👀

Leon - Seemingly Perfect Nuclear Family !! They have married parents, and a younger sister, but their parents absolutely wouldn't approve of them being trans. They really do miss their sister though, and keep in contact as much as they can. They wish they could move her to Pelican Town with them, so she can start her own journey to self - discovery, just as Leon has. 👀

Yoshi - Nuclear Family, The " Best " One At That !! Yoshi is an only child to two tiger parents, being Gotorian, they're very much looked down upon to begin with, so their parents are set to prove that Gotorians have a lot to offer the world, which means making up for their race in every way they can - if you aren't the smartest student, the top worker in your workplace, the best person in the room you're in, don't even bother coming home. 👀

Una - Broken !! Una's parents divorced when she was very young - they were young parents that didn't have their lives figured out, so eventually her mother fell into alcoholism, and her father left. Una was constantly responsible for her mother as a kid and teen, until her mother passed away as a result of her severe alcoholism. 👀

Lop - Very Broken !! Their parents were never married, and yet they still live together. Lop is a child of neglect, set to run amok in the streets and get by on their own wits and know how. The Periwentz house was full of constant fighting, arguing, and all around negative activities and vibes, which rubbed off on Lop and instilled some bad behaviors in their teen years. 👀

Lessee - The Poster Nuclear Family !! Upper class, eight kids in total, and a seemingly happy married couple - though the family was full of secrets. Lessee comes from two workoholic parents that cared more about their jobs than their own family, as one was a Chief Financial Officer and the other was the Chief Nursing Officer of a Ferngill hospital chain. Lessee had to be the emotional support to all of their siblings, as well as themself, which lead to some toxic and self - destructive behaviors they carry with them to this day. 👀

Lop's Stardew Farmer Ages !! ;

Cermet - Forty !! Divorced. Had a successful business and quite a lot of money before moving to Pelican Town. Never had that normal family life and kind of feels like he missed out on it a little, though he'd never admit it. 👀

Wenna - Thirty - Eight !! Also divorced, but unlike Cermet, was a housewife that did all the wifely duties and that life back at her home was exhausting. Has a teenage son, so the losing him in the custody battle is taking it's till on her emotionally. 👀

Sandy ( Sandra If You're Fancy ) - Twenty - Two !! She's been through a lot of self - discovery to get to the point she's at. Finding her footing after being kicked out by her family, but still a bit too young to lose hope in her life. 💖

Pickle - Twenty - Six !! Business School Dropout. Has a college degree. She definitely realized that she didn't want to be a business woman about a few months into school, and quit to pursue clowning for a solid five years before she started disagreeing with Big Top Circus Ethics. 👀

Nanna - Twenty - Three !! Been traveling the road for a bit of time before they landed in Pelican Town. Had a bit of discontent with being settled down in town, because that's what they were traveling for, but eventually warms up to living on the farm. 💖

Leon - Twenty - One !! Always knew that no matter how much they loved Anjel Cielo, they wanted to leave. Finally got their taste of freedom before they landed in Pelican Town, is more apt to this sudden lifestyle change. 👀

Una - Twenty - One !! Been through a lot of tragedy with losing her mother, but still isn't entirely jaded by the world. Starting to discover what life is like without her mother's influence down her back, but still quick to fall into old patterns with similar people. 👀

Yoshi - Twenty - Seven !! Was a budding fashion designer and had an incredibly full life and career before coming to town. Jack of all Trades, bored of every single one, needed a change of pace and scenery before coming to Pelican Town, so they left home to do so. 👀

Lop - Twenty - Two !! Also had an incredibly rough life before coming to Pelican Town, and still prone to young and dumb impulsivity and intensity. Learning to overcome their impulse control, but still struggling since they're still pretty new at this ' responsibile adult ' thing. 👀

Lessee - Twenty - Two !! Been though enough to be pretty jaded, but the world is still terrifying to them. Trying to find their way without their parents' money helping them around, but scared to do so. 👀

And another chapter that’s finally farmer centric !! Follow Cermet on his saloon adventure !! 🤠💕

I've published the first chapter of my " Mega Farm " Stardew Fanfic if anyone would care to read !! I absolutely love the feedback and support !! ;w;