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I genuinely have a "hear me out" for Alex/Shane and have in fact told someone (who doesn't play SDV) and they said it was a pretty convincing argument so I think I'm onto something.
So this Shane guy is kinda cool
shane stardew valley is a jake johnson character. you agree.
So this Shane guy is kinda cool
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MORE PAPA SHANE BUT MAKE IT SAD 😀
some lighthearted Shane + Jas scribblys.. i think it’s so cute that their winter fits match .. 🥹
So this Shane guy is kinda cool
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what's in the bachelor's bags...?
this was just a silly idea we had in the discord. also ik this isnt realistic its for FUN...
Some people in the fandom are way too willing to judge a character based entirely off the way they look. And it sucks.
Another anon brought up that a lot of people hating on Demetrius may be fueled by internalized racism. Yeah, that sounds about right.
A lot of people think Elliott is some pompous stuck-up prick just because he... has a nice side profile? And takes care of his appearance? I've literally never experienced him being mean to me in any way. He's one of the characters who's flat out nice to you when you first move in.
A lot of people will take one glimpse at Alex's sports jacket and run for the hills thinking he's some stereotypical bully. He's never been mean to me either. He has some misguided ideas due to internalized toxic masculinity, sure, but he almost immediately realizes that's not cool and drops it.
And by god, if I see one more person claim they love Sebastian but hate Shane, I'll lose it. I guarantee if ONLY their portraits swapped, so would people's opinions on them. If Shane was a hot emo boy while Sebastian was a greasy rugged older bachelor then people would be way more likely to fawn over Shane. They're both depressed losers, it's just that one is younger and "hotter".
If you hate a specific character then you need to seriously consider something; Would you still hate them if they looked significantly more attractive to you?
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Late night gaming with Shane
I was possessed to make a comic page about the Chicken Man
i ugly cry whenever i think abt shane meeting baby jas for the first time
weirdest thing the sdv bachelors have put their dick in
Alex
A vacuum hose because he thought it'd make his dick longer.
Elliott
A jar of honey.
Sebastian
The neck of a plastic bong.
Sam
A lukewarm bowl of mac & cheese.
Harvey
A medical glove full of lotion.
Shane
Pam's mouth.
need more art of my 💕babygirl💕 bothering shane at work
this is not an original poll idea but i want to know. bonus: tell me who you picked and your runner up and/or least fave in the tags
hottest man alive
This man is why I'm fixing my sleep schedule.
My friends told me that I have daddy issues because I love Shane sm, smh.