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* Reasoning in my tags !!

Okay but didn't we all romanced sebastian first?

If I didn’t make a Shane x Una ship meme, what was really the point ? 🤷🏻🥂

Original template belongs to @elflion !! 💕✨🥂

✨ The Stardew Bachelors As Things My Dad Has Done ✨

Alex - Giving my mom his letterman jacket and then being pissed that he didn’t get it back for fifteen years. 🏈

Elliott - Tried to design floor plans for his dream house and gave up after the living room. 🏡

Harvey - “Why the fuck aren’t you taking care of yourself ? You’re sick, right ?? “ 🩺

Sam - Has gone on multiple, hour long tangents explaining the entire story and history of the X - Men. 🦸‍♂️

Sebastian - Plays his music through professional speakers as loudly as he can, regardless of the time of day. 🎶

Shane - Fell asleep while standing up and making a sandwich. 🥪

✨ The Stardew Bachelors As Manipulate, Mansplain, Malewife Energy ✨

Manipulate ; Shane, Sebastian

Mansplain ; Alex, Sam

Malewife ; Harvey, Elliott

✨ Discuss ✨

Dad! Shane with his daughter ?? Dad! Shane with his daughter. 🥂✨

Anyways, meet one of my Shane fankids, Pearl !! 💕✨🥂

- Farmer Lop, 2k21

why can't i grow marijuana on my stardew valley farm