Shescreature - Mater

When my sleep gets interrupted my dreams become more vivid and thematically unpredictable. I woke up several times last night and found myself teaching Lestat de Lioncourt about videogames when I finally got back to sleep. Specifically, Mario Galaxy. He went to the ice cream planet.

I tried to convince him to give speedrunning a try. It's the ultimate waste of time sport and he's a vampire so he has plenty of time to dedicate to it. I told him the difference between Tool Assisted Speedruns and single segment, and argued that he could become unbeatable by actualizing the frame perfect strategies only used in TAS runs in single segment runs with his superhuman reflexes and infinite time.

He was having too much fun on the ice cream planet to listen.