{*REQUESTS OPEN*}18+ only I will block you if I find you are a minor. I’m 27 , It/Itself/they/them, polyam/bisexual.I put gross naughty stuff about sexy fake men here, Yes I post dark content, no I don’t proofread anything, we die with honor I run a sfw blog, good luck finding it lmao.
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Vanilla Chai Latte && Sparkling Water!!
vanilla chai latte && sparkling water!! ♡︎
I am!!, I’ve been with my bf for 6 years now and it’s pretty good! But I am poly and have lots of love, just haven’t found another good fit. (<-Vanilla chai) (sparkling water->) I love someone who can make me laugh, and is a genuinely understanding and thoughtful person! Being creative is a huge plus, as well as cooking prowess!
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Iced coffee?
Yes I love reading!! My favorite books will always be the warrior cats series haha. I love them so much I have my own fan clans and story lmao.
Fmk Asahi, Daishou, and Yaku
Oh nice yes yes
Fuck Yaku, we’ve talked about his big dick energy before, but I also think he’d be all about pleasing his partner first, very respectful lmao
Marry Daishou, i feel like it would be fun to always be a bit snarky with him and he loves it too
Kill Asahi, I’m so sorry hun, another case of I really didn’t mean to kill him.
Asahi, Aone and Ushijima :) (Big boi squad)
I like big bois, especially when they also are pretty bois
Fuck Aone he’d be a great lay, and I feel like he’s the big guy who’s actually not very experienced and there’s nothing like soft domming a big quiet shy man. And I bet he blushes beautifuly.
Marry Asahi, look at this man and tell me he would be an amazing husband and also he’s a fashion designer!! Like I’d always be looking cute as shit, and he’d be using me as a model for his works, just aaaah🥰😍
Kill Ushijima, I really don’t have a reason other then I kinda hate him, and have no clue why.
Daishou, Hiroo and Kuguri
Aah a battle of snakes, yes yes,
So
Fuck Hiroo, he’s the hotter of the two imo and v tall so I likey
Marry Daishou, i, I just love him so much lmao!
Kill Kuguri no hard feeling, or anything tho haha.
Okay... fmk Mika, Kiyoko, and Yui
Ooh the girls~ yes (I’ll be doing these all day long please send them in everyone!!!)
Okay so
Fuck Yui because wow what a cutie pie, and she actually plays volleyball so she could probably pick me up and I dig that
Marry Kiyoko because she’s a literal goddess and she deserves the absolute world and I would work so hard to give it to her.
Kill Mika, because I love daisho way more that her and wouldn’t of broken up with him ever, even if they did get back together, I don’t accept it.