Alright You Judgmentalb-holes (TW: W*ersports)

Alright you judgmental b-holes (TW: W*ersports)

Time to open up because I’m sick of feeling weird about it, even though I’ve “revealed” this about myself before, I have always been really embarrassed that I squirt during orgasm. K. There we go that’s out there. It’s inconvenient and I personally don’t like it much in myself.

Now, I see people being real nasty to writers and individuals who are into w*tersports- calling it gross or sick or whatever. BUT THEN those same people say “gushing, squirting, female ejaculation,” is a kink of theirs, fetishize it, or write it in their fics.

So just a quick question.

What do you think squirting is? 

suga/bokuto/kuroo for the weed hc👁👄👁✨

Suga: here also

His favorite way of smoking is taking dabs, has a beautiful setup.

Prefers sativa

King of hornyness when high, he’s shameless too, will grind up on you in public.

Bokuto:

Bo doesn’t care how he gets high, he just want to get high. But he does really like bongs

Will get totally fried from edibles because “god that cookie did nothing!!” Eats three more, 30 mins later, blitzed lmao

“Bokuto? Where did you shirt go??” You ask him for the 5th time that night.

Kuroo:

Joints! Joints! Joints! My man carries a 20 pack of joints on a cigarette box.

Totally has a vintage cigarette holder he uses for joints, at parties.

Is an ass and always blows his smoke into your face, says “it’s to help your high sweetheart, should be thankin me!”

fmk- fukunaga, kags, and oikawa

UwU you treat me so good kai haha.

Fuck Tobio because i mean LOOK AT HIM I know he only has like 3 brain cells and a volleyball ball up in his head. But you can’t tell me this man isn’t the most observant guy during sex, I can go on lmao.

Marry Fukunaga because he’s literally the perfect husband material, he cooks, he’s the funniest man on the planet, and he’d be like the kinda husband where like, of course he tells you he loves you, but most of the time it’s just the little stuff he does, like making you breakfast in bed for no reason other than he want to see you happy.

Kill Oikawa because, to be honest , I don’t actually like him all that much. He’s actually my least favorite on his own team. (Not in the show itself tho)

ahah! so i made another haikyuu!! quiz: this time, which haikyuu!! boy would have a crush on you

reblog and tell me who u got in the tags!! 

Okay... fmk Mika, Kiyoko, and Yui

Ooh the girls~ yes (I’ll be doing these all day long please send them in everyone!!!)

Okay so

Fuck Yui because wow what a cutie pie, and she actually plays volleyball so she could probably pick me up and I dig that

Marry Kiyoko because she’s a literal goddess and she deserves the absolute world and I would work so hard to give it to her.

Kill Mika, because I love daisho way more that her and wouldn’t of broken up with him ever, even if they did get back together, I don’t accept it.

wanna suck yaku’s dick so bad. i want to suck him off past the point where he can’t even get hard anymore

Oh oh same ! But to be honest I have a whole list characters I do that too hehe😝 !

He gasps, hips arched off the bed, as you sloppily deepthroat him, the sheets below dark with drool, Yaku pants desperately as you sit back, his cock twitching with a dry orgasm that makes yaku sob, he can’t even think straight, borderline blacking out when you giggle and slip him back into your mouth.