shhhh-im-secret - I'm Miss Secret! ✨MINORS DNI✨
I'm Miss Secret! ✨MINORS DNI✨

{*REQUESTS OPEN*}18+ only I will block you if I find you are a minor. I’m 27 , It/Itself/they/them, polyam/bisexual.I put gross naughty stuff about sexy fake men here, Yes I post dark content, no I don’t proofread anything, we die with honor I run a sfw blog, good luck finding it lmao.

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Always Open For These Haha!

Always open for these haha!

NSFW alphabet

Send any character from haikyuu or bnha

(I only watch the anime for both)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

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4 years ago

Hi, O, W &Y for Tsukishima pls❤

Of course!! Here ya go!

O:(oral)

Prefers to receive for sure, he loves holding on to a ponytail, holding your head in place as he slowly fucks your throat , but when he give, ooh~ he has you legs trembling like jelly, and he won’t stop till you cream all over his face.

W:(wild card)

Would 100% share you with yamaguchi if either party asked and consented to it. Finds it really hot to watch you make his best friend feel good too

Y:(yearning)

Meh, slightly below average, he has a lot going on and normally wouldn’t have time anyway so it’s fine, is always down if you need it, but typically wouldn’t come asking for anything first.


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4 years ago

Kuroo a-z smut

Kuroo A-z Smut

Only slightly late to his birthday °;^;°

happy birthday bb♥️

I really hope you all like it, I really struggled on some letters haha 😓, Oikawa and Yaku full alphabets coming soon.

A:(aftercare)

A king of aftercare! Do you need a warm bath? How about some water? And a massage maybe? Will definitely carry you home if it’s a more public romp ;3c Will quite literally pamper you head to toe if you let him.

B:(body part)

On you, your hips and thighs, it’s obvious too, he always has a hand on either one. On him, does hair count? Because he thinks it should, he loves his hair, especially when you tug and pull it during sex

C:(Cum)

Loves to cum directly on your tongue, it’s slightly watery but doesn’t really have a taste.

Also loves to cum in the crotch of your panties and make you wear them all day.

D:(Dirty secret)

Secret foot fetish, he thinks he’s sly, but he’s always buying you tall socks and such, if you ever gave in a foot job under the table, he might just die.

E:(Experience)

he knows what he’s doing, he’s seen porn and researched enough to know what he likes and he wants to please you, too, he’ll spend forever learning your body.

F:(Favorite position)

Loves showing off his strength, pressing you against a wall, but his favorite has to be the Olympus position

Kuroo A-z Smut

G:(Goofy)

Kuroo’s pretty casual, he’ll tease playful with a joke, but nothing much. If your cheeky though, he’ll give you a sexy smirk. Likes to drag his fingers up your side to tickle you softly.

H:(Hair)

Either shaven or extremely well groom. Leaves his happy trail alone either way,

I:(Intimacy)

It depends on you; he can deliver lots of love words and soft kisses, if you need soft. Or slam you against the wall, and call you a dirty little kitten

J:(Jack off)

He has morning wood every day, he’ll take care of it if he has no one around to help. Normally uses his own imagination to help him along, only occasionally watching porn.

K:(Kink)

Agoraphilia; kink for public outdoor sex, idk I just really feel like he’d love the thrill of it

Dirty talk kink, both ways, wants to hear his sweet baby tell him how much they want his cock

Slight pet play, likes animal ears and calls you kitten/bunny

L:(Location)

More like where wouldn’t Kuroo do it, mans horny, if he knows he’ll get away with it he’ll fuck ya anywhere

M:(Motivation)

YOU turn him on. Your sweet laugh, your body, your drive and passion, you drive him crazy, in every way.

N:(No)

Despite the like of public sex and the risk of being caught, kuroo doesn’t want to show you off(unless it’s kenma). He’d also never choke you.

O:(Oral)

Mmh he’d never choke you with his hand… but his dick! Man lives to hold your head and slowly fuck your throat. And is master at giving back, just sit on his face and you’ll be seeing stars

P:(Pace)

Try fast and sensual, learns you so well, he’ll have you creaming in no time, he’s busy and prefers quickies but lives for your pleasure.

Q:(Quickie)

Kuroo loves quickies, just a quick romp before breakfast, another after lunch. Has you on your knees before dinner then is eating you for dessert.

R:(Risk)

Ha! This man is insatiable in public, the thrill riles him up and has him coaxing you into a bathroom for a quickie.

S:(Stamina)

Multiple rounds throughout the day is best in his opinion, he’ll always get you to cum first no matter what.

T:(Toys)

Ehh, minimal at best, a vibe to overstim you, some rope, maybe even a crop. But over all I don’t feel like he’d like toys over himself.

U:(Unfair)

Oooh~ very much so, he loves to tease you throughout the day, by the time he has you in bed your already dripping

V:(Volume)

More talkative then anything, not very loud, loves to growl and speak softly into your ear.

W:(Wild card)

Kuroo really likes it when you blow him while he’s on mic playing games with Kenma, the thrill that no one knows really gets him going.

X:(X-ray)

HERE (do not click if you don’t want to see hentai((Idk were to find cute D pics so this is best I got))

7.5 inch , average thick, stands straight up then hard, cute pink tip, very pretty.

Y:(Yearning)

High, he wants you all the time, you can always tell when he wants to sneak off because he hovers more then normal.

Z:(Zzz)

Not until you do first. He’ll stay up and rub his fingers lightly over your shoulders and back until you drift off.


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4 years ago

I’m an huge idiot!?! Could the wonderful anon who sent in the poly bokuto-kuroo ask send it in again!? I went to work on it and accidentally deleted it. I’m straight up crying omg. I had already started too, my draft is gone 🥺😭


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4 years ago

❤️♥️💕wowza!

Temp-play you say? What about Natsuo-nii making leedle sis shiver in his lap 👉🏻👈🏻 then Toya-nii warming her back up 💕

mentally I am here

incest | titplay (?) | sharing | temperature play

Natsuo-nii and Touya-nii tend to bicker over who gets to spend time with you. It’s unavoidable with touya being as protective as he is, calling natsuo a pervert siscon like he’s any better, and natsuo being as needy as he is, perpetually love sick with every little thing his little sister does. The overwhelming pressure of being the object of their affection leads you to locking yourself in your room.

When you don’t even let fuyumi come in, the guilt starts to set in for the both of them. Despite Touya’s brash nature, he undeniably feels responsible for making you feel like this so he strikes a deal with natsuo. Him on one tit and natsuo on the other, sharing you despite their polar extremes. And when they both knock on your door asking to be let in, the shock of them being civil men gives them a way in.

“Look I’m sorry princess, me and natsuo talked it over and we wanna to make it up to you.”

They lead you back onto your bed and have you straddle one of your pillows, “for comfort” is what natsuo-nii says. Touya however is more interested in pulling your tank top down, exposing your cute tits to them. You want to cover yourself up, struggle as you normally do to save face and pretend like you abhor your brothers’ touches, but you can’t manage when they are sharing you so sweetly like this. You don’t want it to stop.

It’s almost comical how truly different they are in their affections.

Natsuo-nii is all caution and care, frigid body calculating every lick and grope he gives you. Natsuo really doesn’t have to do much to make your nipples pert and aching. He runs so cold, leaving you overstimulated with chilling licks and fighting an urge to pull out of his grasp. How could you stop him from touching you when his pale grey eyes look up at yours with a sickening adoration for you. Natsuo-nii just wants to worship you, pressing his cold tongue against youre hot skin and drifting icy finger tips down your sternum.

Touya-nii, on the the other hand, is unbridled passion and force, trying to pull you closer to him by gripping onto your ribs with his warm hand. Touya is not someone too prone to licking and kissing you in the same way as natsuo is, he’d rather bite at you, making you hiss as he moves onto sucking at the surrounding flesh. His side of your chest is much more marked up and sore than natsuo’s and he’s the reason you’re more vocal, begging for just a bit of gentleness. His body is so warm that you can’t help but lean into it despite how harsh his affections are. You don’t even need to break the eye contact with natsuo-nii to know that touya’a intense glare is focused on you.

They came into your room under the guise of making it up to you, but it almost feels like they’re punishing you for keeping to yourself as they torture your oversensitive chest. It’s not long until they have you squirming and bucking against the pillow. Touya halts his aggressions to acknowledge your neediness.

“So which cock do you need first baby?”


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4 years ago

Does anyone want me to put up my holiday prompt list now? I know it’s a tad early but eh,. If I get more the 10 likes on this I’ll drop it today :)


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