Shizas-salad - Obstinate Stoat

I mean, Fred was in the navy, military, whatever it was

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

At this point getting weezered is worse than getting Rick rolled

figured id post this here as well

Sounded like a fun ride…date him instead

my 2022 highlight was when a guy was driving me home after a date and his phone was playing songs on youtube thru the aux on autoplay BUT he was also using it as a satnav so we had to just cope with whatever song came on. anyway we listened to the isolated vocals for "eye of the tiger" in silence because neither of us acknowledged it and it got to a certain point where it would be even weirder if one of us did say something

/edit: I realise a text post doesn't even do it justice, it went exactly like this

Why did this make me laugh

why so celibate

-the jerker