Just Hear Me Out..

Just hear me out…..

Bear vibing in a river ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃

Kryptisch Kruspe at it again.

We’re all waiting Reeshard. For tour dates. Please and thank you.

The art of waiting

Probably my favourite ridiculousness from this tour

Till and Paul dancing. Video by luisbawzaski

The duality of the man ❤️‍🔥

I love how in the Who Are They interview Till is the most polite, thoughtful, and soft spoken gentleman you’ve ever seen and then they keep intercutting the interview with footage of him being the weird and horny motherfucker we all know he is on stage.

Exhibit A:

Paul is Minnie 🤣

Till is definitely the St Bernard puppy with zero concept of his size

Flake gives me afghan hound vibes. Might be the Engel era hair persuading me of that.

Schneider maybe some kind of spaniel with loads of energy or a schnauzer while he’s sporting the Tasche.

Ollie some kind of sheepdog maybe border collie, outdoorsy and will work and work in the background (with all of his bass lines steering the band) but with the quietest temperament.

RZK is a cat. Kitty Kruspe. End of discussion.

If we were dogs

Total Guitar: If you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?

Paul: I would be a tiny cross-breed dog that’s permanently yapping at you. While we’re on the subject, Till would be a dog the size of a calf with a lazy eye, and Richard would be a boxer dog. If you tried taking food away from his bowl, he’d really growl at you.

[Total Guitar, 02-2006]

The first guy just flashing his torch 🤣

“Here big guy! Look! Shiny!”

Till taking the wrong way to leave the B-Stage 😂, Brussels on August 5. Video by Jenny Muell