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âââââOH, VICE-CAPTAIN HOSHINA, YOU PLAY KAIJU IMPACT TOO?â
FEATURING: Narumi Gen x f!reader x Hoshina Soshiro
SYNOPSIS: Everyone knows by now that Captain Narumi Gen has the hots for you, no matter how hard he tries to hide it. Unluckily for him, a certain Vice-Captain of the Third Division finds the whole situation very amusing.
CONTENT: [2,6k words] female reader, reader is a platoon leader in the first division, hoshina is a menace, pining narumi, manga version so hoshina has red eyes, sparring with hoshina and narumi, basically a collection of narumi and hoshina fighting over you, no beta we die like men
PART TWO: LIKE OIL AND WATER

You wish Narumi would just drop the act.Â
Does he really think heâs being slick? He, the First Divisionâs resident lazy bum, who for some reason always asks you to spar with him out of all the platoon leaders? Maybe if he doesnât act so weird about it, youâd be none the wiser â but who is he fooling when he continues to compliment your abilities and patch up your injuries, all the while flaming someone else for being a weakling?
Yeah, everyone caught on pretty fast that thereâs something going on between you two.
This morning, he once again orbits around you with the excuse of âIâm also going this way!â, only to instantly be caught in his own lie when Vice-Captain Hasegawa drags him off to the opposite direction, scolding him for playing around instead of getting to the meeting room.Â
Good God. All you wanted in life is a cool, steady job in the Defense Force. How the hell did you manage to catch the eye of your dashingly handsome superior?
Director General Shinomiya drones on in the background as you squirm uncomfortably in your seat. Narumi is sitting diagonally from you, his gaze burning into you as he mindlessly taps the desk with his long fingers. Out of the corner of your eye you see Hasegawa elbowing his arm for the third time that day. His head drops and he turns to glare at the man irritably before straightening his position â but before long, his eyes drift over to you once more.
In front of you, Vice-Captain Hoshina is smiling.Â
Shit. Your gaze drops to your lap as you feel your cheeks warming up. In the middle of trying to steal glances at your Captain, you accidentally made the mistake of looking at the Third Divisionâs Vice-Captain while heâs looking at you.
Wait. Heâs looking at youâŠ? Surely not. His eyes are always narrowed into slits, it makes it hard to tell where heâs actually looking. You raise your head in uncertainty, only to see that Hoshina is now resting his chin on top of his intertwined fingers, his grin wide and his eyes still very much staring at you. Â
Your heart jumps and you immediately avert your gaze elsewhere â as luck would have it, back to Captain Narumi, who seems to notice that youâre distracted.
He turns his head to follow your earlier line of sight, leaning forward in his seat to see who you were staring at. Shockingly, Vice-Captain Hoshina does the same. You watch in horror as the two men turn their heads in perfect sync and lock eyes, two sharp red orbs clashing into each other.
Narumi doesnât even bother to hide the fact that he is fuming while Hoshinaâs grin only spreads wider.
Fuck.

Narumi is grumbling when he walks out of the conference room. He hates big meetings. He doesnât need Shinomiya to talk his ear off to know that there has been a kaiju uprising in the recent months. Heâs the one whoâs fighting in the frontlines, god damn it.
âWhat are you doing?â As he leans against the wall, Hasegawa spots him and eyes at him incredulously.
Narumi shrugs, trying to act indifferent. âNothing.â
Hasegawa shakes his head and leaves.
After having a few people salute him, Narumi finally spots you emerging from the room. He smiles and pushes himself off the wall. Heâs about to make his way to you when he sees you turn your head abruptly. He pauses, watching as your figure retreat, obstructed slightly by the opened door. When you re-emerge, youâre no longer alone.
Hoshina Soshiro is folding his hands behind his back as he saunters out, walking next to you a little bit too close for comfort while smiling that creepy smile of his.
Itâs cliche, but at that moment, Narumi Gen sees red. Watching you and Hoshina disappear into the corner, he stuffs his hands into his pockets and follows suit.

Vice-Captain Hoshina is a very skilled combatant. Youâve heard the rumors, but still...
Itâs amazing how you manage to narrowly dodge a slash before pivoting out the way from a kick he directs at your sides. You take a swing at him with your blade, but heâs much more skillful with weapons than you are â he deflects it with his own twin swords before bringing the hilt to your knuckles, hitting it in the hopes of disarming you.
You grit your teeth and clench your blade, jerking it his way so hard that it knocks both his left sword and your own weapon. Both fall to the ground, clattering away out of your reach.Â
Hoshina smiles, throwing away his other sword and gesturing for you to come to him. You accept the invitation. Closing the distance, you bring your knee up to kick him in the stomach. It feels like you hit a brick wall as you connect with his body â but still, a hit is a hit, and landing a hit on the Hoshina Soshiro is an impressive feat.
You learn your lesson not to get distracted in a fight when he suddenly grabs your knee with his hands and pulls on it so hard that you lose your footing. The whole world spins before your eyes â (you have a sudden sinking feeling that he took that hit on purpose) â as you crash to the ground. Grimacing, you let out a shaky breath. God damn, that hurt.
Hoshinaâs face appears shortly after. âYaâ alright? Quite a tumble you took there.â
You relax against the floor, trying to catch your breath. âUh-huh. That wasâŠâ Letting Hoshina pull you up, you almost fall forward at the sheer exhaustion but manage to stop yourself from colliding into his chest. â... that was very enlightening. Thank you, Vice-Captain Hoshina.â
âYouâre welcome, Platoon Leader. Itâs refreshing to fight with you.â
Receiving a praise from the Defense Force's strongest close-quarters combatant makes you blush. You force your gaze downwards, trying to avoid Hoshinaâs eyes. Suddenly you realize that he is still holding your hand, causing you yelp in surprise and immediately jerk your hand away.
Hoshina merely laughs, running his now-free hand through his hair. âSay, Platoon Leader, yaâ wanna grab a bite after this?â
Before you can answer, a tornado sweeps his way into the room.
âHoshinaaaa!!â You snap your head to the door, surprised to see Captain Narumi marching towards you, his expression twisted in anger, âWho the hell gave you permission to spar with my platoon leader?!â
âMy, if it isnât Captain Narumi.â Hoshina is unbothered even as Narumi glares at him like heâs a pesky bug, âI donât see how I need your permission to spar against someone. Itâs not against the rules or anythinâ~â
Hoshinaâs breezy tone only makes Narumi seethe more. âYouâ youâ Iâ !â He struggles to make a comeback, finally settling his gaze on you. âYou! Youâre coming with me!â
With that, heâs dragging you away, leaving behind a thoroughly amused Hoshina whoâs waving at you goodbye with a grin on his face.

Eating is supposed to be a relaxing activity.
Instead, youâre squished between Captain Narumi of the First Division and Vice-Captain Hoshina of the Third Division, with everyone from different divisions gawking at your star-studded table.
Thereâs a blazing inferno on your left (Narumi stabbing his potatoes with his fork, fuming) and an icy chill on your right (Hoshina gulping down the remains of his green tea, unbothered by the whole thing).
Truth be told, your captain is intimidating as hell when heâs in a bad mood, so you decide to turn your attention to the lesser evil. Hoshina seems to be finished with his food as he opens his phone to play a game.
âOh, Vice-Captain Hoshina, you play Kaiju Impact too?â
Narumi snaps his neck so instantaneously, he almost got whiplash from it.
âYe~p! Itâs fun, I just got the newest five star character.â
âHuuhh?! No way! Youâre so lucky! I lost my 50/50...â
âWe should play together sometime. Let me add you.â
âS-sure! Iâm still new at this, though...â
Without warning, Narumi leans sideways to join the conversation, causing you to lean back in alarm.
âWhat level are you?â He questions, narrowing his eyes to look at Hoshinaâs phone before chortling obnoxiously. âHa! Still at Level 30?! Iâm already at Level 60!â He turns his head to look at you, âYou sure you want to play with this noob?! Play with me instead!â
Hoshina sighs exaggeratedly. âYour enemies are too hard for her, dumbass. Sheâs just gonna get 1-hit-KOâed. Platoon Leader, youâre better off playing with me.â
Narumi sputters. âHuh?! I can carry you, you donât need to do anything!â
âThen why play at all? Youâre probably just looking for an opportunity to brag, right?â
âWhat?! Y-Youâd rather play with me, right?! Right?!â
You massage your temples in exhaustion. Forget it. Youâd rather just exterminate kaiju in real life instead.

You liked having a new sparring partner. Hoshina doesnât go easy on you, but heâs always careful with his movements. It makes you feel both acknowledged and taken care of.
Narumi, on the other hand...
You yelp as the full force of Narumiâs power pushes you to the ground, knocking both your weapon and your breath away. Panting to catch your breath, you canât even bring yourself to move because everything hurts.
âAre you alright?!â Narumi is kneeling down as he studies you frantically. âYou usually defeat kaiju like a pro, whatâs wrong with you today?â
âBetween a kaiju and you, Captain Narumi...â You cough before panting again, âYouâre definitely the bigger threat.â
To your surprise, Narumi laughs. Heâs delighted at your indirect praise â sure, he knows that heâs the strongest in the Defense Force, but hearing his crush say it to his face is something else.
He gently pulls you up, steadying you by holding your waist. When you look up to thank him, he has a calm face on, but his heart is actually beating 120 bpm per minute. âCareful.â He rasps out, bangs falling down to cover his eyes.
Your heart skip a beat. Narumiâs hands still rests on your waist as he gazes right at you. Itâs like there is a magnetic pull between the two of you because the distance between your faces grow closer.
You have to admit that you find him attractive â who doesnât? â and the special treatment he gives you is very endearing. Now that you really look at him, heâs very handsome. If you move forward just a little bit more, your lips will surely touchâ
âYaâhoo! Whoops, am I interruptinâ something?â
Narumi groans in frustration as Hoshina casually walks over while you jump, taken aback by his sudden appearance. You instantly break free from Narumiâs grasp, much to his dismay. âV-Vice Captain Hoshina!â
A phone comes sliding into your vision. âGimme your ID, wonât you?â
Flustered, you reach out to take his phone and proceed to type your Kaiju Impact player ID.
Narumi glares at his rival. âMust you really stomp all over my territory, Hoshina?â His tone is hostile as he points a finger at the violet-haired man.
Hoshina only responds with a chuckle before ignoring him completely, opting to taking his phone from your hand. âThere we go. Now letâs go and play, I wanna kill time before dinner~â
You can only nod as he takes you by the arm. The two of you donât get far because you suddenly feel a hand on your other arm.
âCaptain Narumi?!â
Hoshina turns back, grinning from ear to ear when he sees Narumi clutching your arm like his life depended on it. âWhatâs this?â
âWeâre not done with training!â Narumi reasons, loosening his grip on you but not quite letting go.
âR-Respectfully, I donât think I can go another round...â You pipe up in a small voice.
Hoshina clicks his tongue in disapproval. âYouâre such a mean boss, yâknow?â
âAnyway, Iâm not letting you go with him!â
âWho are you, her big bro or something?â
âKnow your place, youâre not even in the same division!â
âWhat does that have to do with anything? I enjoy her company, thatâs all~â
âWell I enjoy her company more!â
âWhy are you so intent on one-upping me...? Are you a child?â
Neither of your superior relents, holding your arm like a tug of war. In the middle of them, you can already feel your soul slipping away.
âIâm sorry, Captain Narumi, but I did make a promise...â
Narumi looks at you like heâs been kicked. Meanwhile, Hoshina rejoices, pumping his fist victoriously.
âIâll wait for you at the library!â
When Hoshina disappears, you glance anxiously at Narumi. Thereâs an indiscernible expression on his face as he hangs his head, sulking. âIs it okay to leave him like this...?â
You donât know what possessed you to do it, but you lean forward and peck him on the lips. Itâs a quick kiss that makes you feel like youâre a lovesick schoolgirl. When you pull away, Narumi has his eyes wide open as he stares at you in shock.
Getting the urge to kiss him again, you decide to run before you actually do it. Luckily, he doesnât run after you â or else heâll see what a blushing mess youâve become.

After morning practice, it is finally time for Hoshina to return to his own base at Nishi-Tokyo. Upon his request, youâve come to see him off.
Itâs surprising, but youâve grown closer to the man in the span of just one day and a half, even playing games together as you chat about life and trivial things. Youâre going to miss his presence.
The same can not be said for Narumi.
âHurry up and leave already, dammit.â
âIf youâre busy you can leave. Itâs not like I asked you to come see me off.â
âThen why did you get my platoon leader to accompany you, huh?!â
âWhatâs it to you? Whyâre you so intent on hogging her all to yourself? Got a crush on her or somethinâ?â
âY-Youâre one to talk, you littleâ!â
Not this again.
Once more, Hoshina flat-out ignores Narumi. âWell, take care~ Letâs go somewhere on your day off.â
Thereâs a tight smile on your face as Hoshina pats your head, making Narumi seethe in anger next to you. âThat would be my pleasure, but... Vice-Captain Hoshina, itâs not good to tease me so much...â
For the first time, Hoshinaâs playful smile disappears. âWho says Iâm just teasing you?â The mischievous glint on his eyes are absent as he peers at you, âNext time, Iâll show you just how serious I am.â
Youâre pretty sure you have the dumbest expression on your face as you freeze on your spot, blushing to the tips of your ears even as Hoshinaâs figure disappears into the distance. For a while, you and Narumi stand in front of the gates, engulfed in silence.
Narumiâs annoyed sigh interrupts your train of thoughts as youâre snapped back to reality. Turning your head, you see him giving you a look youâve never seen before.
âPlatoon Leader, come see me after the day ends. I need to talk to you.â
âW-What about?â
Narrowing his eyes at your feigned ignorance, Narumi bites back the urge to hoist you over his shoulders and lock you in a room away from prying eyes. âI think you know what about,â He whispers above your ear, his voice husky, âDid you really think Iâll let you steal a kiss from me and not take responsibility for it?â
Narumi leans back, grinning in satisfaction when he sees you turning red and stuttering his name. Now that a formidable challenger has appeared, heâll need to up his game.
Letâs see who will be the one to seize victory.

END NOTES: I give in. The Kn8 brainrot is chronic. Also, Narumi and Hoshinaâs rivalry will never not be funny! Writing this is so much fun, should I make this a series?
Itâs Him or GrimâŠand Itâs GrimÂ
Ignoring him to take care of Grim feat: Sebek · Azul · Jade · Riddle genre: fluff note: gn!reader, no pronouns are used, relationships up to interpretation, some of the TWST boys basically taking the L or getting catblocked,Â
piece of advice, never bring someone like me to an animal cafe for a date cuz I will ignore you. Also, don't question why I keep changing the banners. I just love messing with pictures of our handsome TWST boys <3

Sebek didnât say it out loud but he was excited over you visiting him during his club activities. Heâs proud to show off his skills on his steed and present his knightly appearance to you.Â
Unfortunately, heâs not doing too well when heâs constantly getting into screaming contests with an uninvited guestâŠGrimÂ
He didnât know why he was so surprised though. He should have predicted that wherever you intend to go, the cat-shaped menace will surely follow in curiosity and make a ruckus while heâs here.Â
âNyah, I can ride these crazy horses no problem!âÂ
âI will not allow it. Beginners need to learn the basics before even attempting to-âÂ
Before Sebek could finish, Grim already went ahead and climbed on top of a nearby horse. But, your feline companion accidentally pressed his claws too deeply into the poor horseâs skin and spooked the large animal.Â
âGrim!â You screamed when you saw your dormmate being pushed off the horseâs back and landing on his head. You ran to his side while Sebek did his best to calm the horse before it started to run amuck and cause more issues.Â
Sebek wanted to scold the reckless cat monster for his actions but he bit his tongue and sighed in exasperation instead since it looked like the konk on the head left Grim feeling woozy.Â
âI should bring Grim to the infirmaryâ you worriedly look at your companion as you cradle his body in your arms. âIâll see you another time, Sebek. Iâm so sorry for disturbing your club timeâÂ
Sebek panicked over your departure, telling you that you could just come back after bringing Grim to the infirmary. He planned so many things today for you, to introduce you to his trusted steed, show off his horse riding skills, and maybe even let you ride with him.Â
But you had to decline, wanting to stay by Grimâs side until he feels better. You gave an apologetic smile before you took off with Grim in your arms. You missed the look of utter defeat on the lime-haired freshman. You managed to get out of earshot as Sebek started shouting to himself, declaring to learn from his defeat against that cursed cat. His clubmates however did hear him loud and clear, Riddle looking over in confusion and Silver silently rooting for his fellow knight-in-training.Â
âI admit my loss in this battle but I will prevail in our next encounter, Grim. I swear on my honor!â

Azul plans ahead in everything, be it his next business venture or a deal to be madeâŠand definitely when meeting you. He wanted the most optimal results from this meeting he planned with you. He made sure he reserved the best spot in his restaurant that showcases him in the best lighting, the food is to your taste and the ambience sets the mood to his satisfaction. He took everything into consideration. But of course, things don't always go the way he wanted to.
Like Grim coming along with you to your engagement with him.Â
âIâm sorry, Azul. Grim was bored in the dorms and Ace and Deuce had make-up classes todayâ you apologized, Grim in your lap as he gobbled the food Azul had picked out for you. âI hope it doesnât inconvenience you too muchâÂ
âOf course not,â He lied. âIâm more than generous enough to extend hospitality for even surprise visitorsâÂ
âI gotta hand it to ya, Octavanilla guy! Your food is super delish!â Grim offers his compliments. âI canât get enough of it!âÂ
Grim really couldnât. He ordered seconds and thirds (RIP to your wallet) and didnât stop himself from practically inhaling the food the moment it reached the table. It was a real mood killer for Azul. The silver-haired entrepreneur couldnât find his opening and soon heâs left to watch you from the sidelines as your focus was solely on the fattened cat who is grumbling in your lap.Â
âNyahhhhâŠmy tummy hurts~â Grim cried as his stomach ached. You let out a sigh as you did your best to soothe the monstrous feline.Â
âIâm pretty sure itâs because you just ate your weight in foodâ you quipped which earned a weak whine from Grim.Â
Azul just couldnât believe his plan went to ruins by simply adding Grim into the equation. Any attempt for your attention is ripped away by Grimâs loud munching or simply you turning away from his gaze to reprimand the messy feline as you cleaned his dirty face.Â
He needs a new plan, and a contingency plan should anything like today happen again. He needs back ups to distract him, perhaps Kalim-Â
âAzulâ your voice snapped him out from his thoughts. âI might need some money after how much Grim ate today. Do you think I could pick up some shifts in the lounge?âÂ
Oh, Azul could work with that.Â
âOh no, it seems that Grim has left you in quite a predicament. Come, vent your woes to meâ

Jade was excited to show his treasured terrarium collection to you. It would be delightful if you were to grow to share his interest caring for these fascinating flora, something only you and he would share in this whole campus. ImagineâŠJust you and him alone together, standing close to each other as you admire his projects.Â
Well, thatâs what he imaginedâŠbut often fantasies do not match reality as he was not alone with you as he had hoped.Â
âThese are some funky lookinâ mushrooms ya got hereâ Grim narrowed his eyes on one of the colorful mushrooms that seems to have just fully matured. âHenchhuman, you think theyâre edible?âÂ
âI personally donât think so but you should ask Jadeâ you turned to Jade, the first time in a while he would add if he were the petty type. But of course he wasnât.Â
âI believe so but I have yet to test my theory on thatâ Jade smiled down at the small creature which sent shivers down his back. âAre you volunteering yourself for a taste test?â
âNyah, as if!â Grim yelled out as he backed away from the menacing aura Jade was exuding. In his panic, the monster student accidentally ran his paw over a pair of scissors which snagged his fur and pulled from his skin painfully. Grim let out a painful yelp which made you rush over to your dormmateâs side, worriedly looking over your friend. âGrim, what happened?âÂ
âMy beautiful fur! It got cut!â Grim made an inaccurate assumption but to his defense, it did sting really bad and you could see some of his fur on the pair of scissors. So, you proceeded to check over Grimâs paw for any wounds.Â
Jade stood in the sidelines as he watched you handle the monsterâs paw, gently sweeping the fur to check for any blood, even blowing on it to ease the poor creatureâs pain. The eel merman slightly drooped his shoulders, this was his loss.Â
Walking over, Jade picked up the offending scissors that caused all this fuss. His heterochromatic eyes inspected the tool as he admitted that it was getting dull and he should replace them soon or something like this may occur again⊠Oh?Â
You heard something fall behind you which made you turn to know the source. You saw the pair of scissors that Jade picked up back on the floor and your ocean-haired senior was holding one of his hands in the other. âJade?âÂ
âOh dear, it seems that I have accidentally nicked myself as wellâ Jade looked at you with his best pleading eyes, holding his hand towards you. âCould you help me?âÂ
ââŠcanât you do it yourself?âÂ
âAh, it hurts quite a bit I donât think I could focus enough to check my woundâ Jade sighed as he clutched his poor hand in his own. He looked to you with pleading eyes and despite your suspicions, you accepted to help your senior and carefully took Jadeâs âinjuredâ hand into your own. With your eyes focusing on searching for this supposed wound, Jade smiled as he shared a glance with Grim behind you which scared the poor creature.Â
âIt seems I have quite the challenge on my hands. How interestingâÂ

Riddle worked up the courage to invite you to spend the day with him alone and when you accepted, he made sure that everything was perfect. Only Trey was aware of your intimate outing since he offered to take up any non-urgent Housewarden work during Riddleâs day with you so no one else was aware that you and Heartslabyul's leader were meeting.Â
Everything was going smoothly, albeit a little stiff in the beginning. Riddle was shocked by how nervous he was. The teacup in his hand was shaking in his grip as he sat just across from you from the small table.Â
Eventually the atmosphere settled and soon the two of you relaxed and chatted over trivial topics, enjoying each otherâs presence over anything. But alas, good things must come to an end, but not in the way Riddle had planned. Instead, your date was interrupted when the two of you heard a loud call of your name from a distance, from a very familiar voice
âHenchhuman, you went ahead and got grub without me?!â Grim accused you, immediately climbing onto your lap without your complaint. This was his natural seat after all. Then, more voices were heard coming close.
âGrim, there you are. Donât run off like that- Ahh Housewarden!â Like a storm, Ace and Deuce walked into the once private space while running after Grim then froze in place when they noticed their senior, who seemed to be a really bad mood right now. âSorry, Housewarden. Grim said he smelled something good and went running overâÂ
Apparently, Grim was getting hungry and since Ace and Deuce were short on money, the cat-like monster went on the hunt for any morsel of food and caught a whiff of the tarts Riddle had prepared. However, mere tidbits of sweets were not enough to satiate this monsterâs blackhole of an appetite.Â
âLetâs go to the shop, I want fancy tuna tonight!â Grim whined to you, lightly clawing at your shirt.Â
Riddle wanted to scold the furry student for being shameless in his demands but you reassured the redheaded senior that this is a common occurrence, considering you were in charge of handling the allowance you receive from Crowley so Grim tends to ask you to buy things for him.Â
âWe can go see if Sam has any in stockâ you smiled at your gluttonous dormmate then looking to Riddle âIâm sorry, Riddle. I had fun today but we should get going before Samâs shop closesâÂ
Riddle, stunned in the sudden shift in his plans, could only offer a nod as you let Grim yank you away to walk faster towards the merchantâs store. He wanted to walk you home and perhaps invite you to another engagement with him. But in the end, he was left in your dust with his other Heartslabyul dormmates and very awkward silence.Â
Though three students quickly turned to one as Ace and Deuce silently snuck away from the scene. After being in the Queen of Hearts-inspired house for a while, they can when to book it lest they want to be collared by their hot-tempered Housewarden.Â
âI was caught off-guard by that surpriseâŠI will take this as a learning experience for the futureâ  Â
Hi! How's it going?
Can I please request Leona, Riddle, Cater and Ace reacting to the reader wearing someone else's jacket?
â§âËâ§New Jacket, Who Dis? â§âËâ§

âł forgetting your jacket and wearing someone elseâs Â
feat: Leona â Riddle â Cater â Ace genre: humor, fluff note: no pronouns used for reader, reader is implied to be smaller than Floyd, nicknames used for reader (cutie, babe, baby), established relationships, reader is implied to be from Ramshackle,
I swear I will get these requests completed even if it kills me. Damn my tendency to go into hibernation during winter! Anyway, hope you guys enjoy the reading ^///^
Part 1 2.7k followers writing event

Leona has jackets?Â
I mean, you were sure Leona owns a plethora of high-end jackets and outerwear of the finest fabrics but be it a preference or perhaps too much of an effort, you rarely see the beastman wear anything other than a shirt and at best a dorm-mandated vest.
So, when you feel a chill down your spine on your way to class, the idea of asking your boyfriend for a jacket did not cross your mind. Canât ask for what youâve never seen.
A classmate of yours saw your pitiful form and offered you his school blazer. Something better than nothing, he thought.Â
Grateful, you were quick to take up his kind offer and practically snuggled your face into it for warmth. Now in a better mood, you got through the first half of the day and quickly made your way to the greenhouse where you suspect a certain lion beastman is hiding.Â
But it seems that said beastman wasnât in high spirits as you were when with narrowed eyes and a clenched jaw, he raised his palm towards you signaling you to step no closer to him.Â
An unfamiliar scent unpleasantly wafted through Leonaâs territory, and to his annoyance, you appeared to be the source of it.Â
No, not youâŠThat wretched jacket.
Leona doesnât have to ask. He can surmise the situation on his own, the weather was chilly, you being stupid enough to leave without something cozy, and some brave or stupid herbivore handing you something with his scent even though you were the partner of a beastman. Though irritating, logically this was not something surprising⊠but he doesnât have to like it regardless.Â
And he doesnât.Â
Pointing towards you, he further narrowed his gaze on the jacket that has tainted you with its irritating stench of another man. âOi, take it off.âÂ
Though confused, you did as he said (lest you want him even grumpier, you thought) and placed your friendâs jacket onto Leonaâs outstretched hand.Â
Suddenly and without warning, the dark-haired upperclassman harshly tossed the fabric to a random direction, with such feelings of disgust and annoyance radiating off from Leona, you would think the jacket spat in his meal or something.Â
But no matter how many times you tried to ask for his reasons or how many times you begged him to let you go after pulling you into his arms so you could retrieve the abandoned jacket, Leona said nothing as he kept his grip strong around you as he fell asleep once more, lulled by your unobstructed scent.Â
âRuggie can grab my jacket for you so quit harping about itâŠYou feel bad for Ruggie for the trouble? Tch, whoâs fault you think that is?â

Riddleâs appearance is perfect to a T. From his bow tie to his socks, the Heartslabyul housewarden chooses his attire to what is required; nothing is missing and nothing in excess.Â
Basically, he wouldnât have a spare jacket nor can he part away from the required blazer of his school uniform despite how he honestly wanted to.Â
You understood his hesitance completely and didnât probe further. Unfortunately, it left you noticeably shivering, and Floyd just had to mention your shivering form akin to a jittery guppy. Learning your predicament, the tall mischief-maker had a fun idea.Â
Which led to you finally leaving the classroom after Floyd finished his giggling fit seeing you looking practically devoured by his jacket. Floyd is a tall eel merman so the length of the sleeves and hem were certainly longer than an average uniform.Â
âGo ahead and wear it, just give it back later.â The sophomore graciously lent his jacket to you, but you suspected that he just wanted to prolong the humiliation.
At least you were grateful he wasnât there to laugh at you when Riddle saw you in this mortifying position. The taller student would have probably coughed up his human lungs from laughing at your boyfriend's stunned expression.Â
âIâŠWhat isâŠâ Riddle was dumbfounded. The sight of his beloved being swallowed by a jacket was not something he suspected. It is an amusing image to see, but definitely odd.Â
Whatâs the procedure for this? This was hardly appropriate school attire, but Riddle was stumped as to what to do next since he canât think of a rule that addresses your lover being dressed in someone elseâs jacket in a comical fashion.Â
Despite unable to complete his prior sentence, you knew what Riddle wanted to know. ââŠItâs Floydâs. He thought itâd be funny.âÂ
There was a burning sensation bubbling in Riddle when he thought about the Octavinelle rascal, how close and unnecessarily clingy he probably was to you as he took glee in his nonsensical pranks. Then, an unpleasant thought sat in the redheadâs mind as he watched you roll up the sleeves of Floydâs jacket draped over your form. That eel gave you his jacket while Riddle, your boyfriend, didnât.
"I supposed I should have expected this, given my choice."
Riddle let out a sigh before extending a hand to you, his face flushing a familiar red hue. âIt may be redundant, but perhaps I could offer my own jacket? A warmer one at least, I wouldnât want you to needlessly catch a cold.âÂ
Happily, you took the sweet redheadâs offer. Walking together hand-in-hand, Riddle thought he could spare you a scolding about forgetting your jacket in the first place, so long as you rectify his mood by wearing his jacket instead.Â
âAs your boyfriend it should be my duty to protect and care for you, no one elseâs.â

Cater would have no problem with sharing his jacket with you, if he can take some cute pictures of course. His wardrobe has a mixture of trendy and cool clothing due to his time at the Pop Music Club. It wasn't a matter of what he could offer but rather his time to even give this offer.
It was today of all days that he couldnât find time to himself since there were some last-minute preparations needed for the Unbirthday party. You felt too guilty and nervous to suddenly ask your boyfriend for a jacket in all this commotion, so you tried to handle the cold without one.Â
However, a classmate of yours was observant enough to notice your predicament and handed his jacket for the time being.Â
Youâve stuck around the Unbirthday party, waiting for the festivities to settle and relax before scanning through the crowd to find the man with a beautiful shade of orange hair.Â
But your boyfriend was quicker to find you as he surprised you first, covering your eyes from behind. âGuess who, cutie~?âÂ
Laughing, you didnât bother to answer as you immediately spun around to leap straight into Caterâs arms, to which Cater happily returned in kind.Â
âLooks like you got yourself some new threads. Almost couldnât find you, cutie.â Referring to your newly acquired jacket, Cater could see the Heartslabyul emblem sewed onto its sleeve. Raising a quizzical brow, Cater questioned you, âDid you get it from the Adeuce duo?âÂ
His guess was wrong though as you told him a classmate of yours offered you his jacket, pointing him in the distance with his friends. Well now, thatâs interesting. If it were one of his or your friends, thatâs fine and dandyâŠbut a random classmateâŠ
Cater genuinely appreciated that his little underclassmen are chivalrous enough to help their fellow peers, but he admits that itâs a little different when it involves you. Youâre special to him after all and he gotta make sure only he gets to give you the best boyfie treatment.Â
With a smile on his face, Cater gently coaxed you out from the jacket before walking towards the oblivious student. âLetâs give him back his jacket, then we can head over to my room. Iâve got the perfect jacket for you to try out âȘâ
âMy cutie looks so âcammable in my jacket! This is definitely going on Magicam âȘ Oh, should we get matching couple outfits~?"

âAre you ever gonna stop sulking and tell me whatâs wrong, Ace?â
â...âÂ
It doesnât matter how long you two were dating, Ace would tease you so much if you ask for his jacket, itâs almost not worth it. You could already hear the redheadâs cheeky voice in your head. âAww, is my baby feeling cold? Do you need your amazing boyfriend to warm you up?âÂ
Feeling a little petty and not in the mood for his teasing, you instead asked Deuce if he could spare his extra jacket for you. To your luck, he had his track team jacket on hand that he could offer to you.Â
Warm and cozy, you met up with Ace who, upon seeing you, unceremoniously draped himself over you as he let out a deep sigh. âAhh, I was so cold today. Thank Sevens youâre so warm.âÂ
Rolling your eyes affectionately, you wrapped your arms around him and rubbed his back soothingly. Glad you didnât ask for his jacket, then.Â
But as Ace shifted around in your arms, he looked over your jacket from his angle and felt a sneaking suspicion that he had seen it beforeâŠbut not on you. âHey babe, whereâd you get the jacket from?âÂ
âOh, itâs Deuceâs track team jacket. I borrowed it âcuz I forgot mine back at Ramshackle.âÂ
Which led to this predicament in Aceâs room, with the pouty freshman giving you the cold shoulder. Granted, itâs rather cute to see your boyfriend react so childishly over a jacket, but youâd preferred some cuddles right about now.Â
But Ace kept on with his act. It may seem like an overreaction but to Ace, knowing that you asked for Deuce instead of him first left a sour taste in his mouth and a blow to his ego. Heâs supposed to be your boyfriend, ainât he?Â
You sighed, having no choice but to âright your wrongâ, then.Â
Crawling to where your lover was, you leaned into the crook of his neck as your arms circled his waist. âDonât be mad, Iâm so cold and I need my strong, handsome boyfriend to warm me up with hugs~ AaacceeeâŠâÂ
Still met with silence, you upped the ante and started to press small pecks against his neck where you felt were getting hot and bumpy from your touch. Hiding your satisfied smile, you continued your onslaught of praises and coos.Â
Damn you and your cuteness, he thought. Breaking his cold facade, Ace groaned in frustration as he pulled you into his arms, giving into the cuddles you wanted.Â
âIf you need something, youâd better be thinking of me first before anyone else, especially Deuce. Have some faith in your boyfriend here.â
now I'm actually invested in this idea. maybe I'll write a full length fic someday idk... for now I have short hcs
parts 1 | 2 | 3 | kalim | bad ending
summary: crowley decides to "give away" yuu to the highest "donation" for financial reasons type of post: headcanons characters: all nrc students additional info: can be read as platonic or romantic, except malleus is pretty romantic, second person pov, yuu is gender neutral, maybe a little ooc I wrote this as soon as I got up
crowley has had his fair share of "what the fuck" moments from you but this was really taking the cake
he acts so... casual about it?
swaggers into ramshackle one morning and says times are tough and your personal expenses are straining the budget so he's decided to "put you in someone else's care"
"The screening process will be vigorous to make sure you end up in good hands!" like you're a cat or something "Your expenses will be covered and you'll have somewhere to go during break!"
okay great. pretty obvious you have no say in this, so you don't even argue. what's the worst that could happen?
*à©â©â§âË
Ace, Deuce, Jack, and Epel find you the next day to say they're pooling their money to buy you
"To what?"
Epel shrugs. "Oh, well Crowley said we need to offer a donation to prove we're capable of supporting you..."
(you think that if not for the laws of this land you would have slaughtered that old fart)
Jack goes on a really long tirade about how shady and underhanded this is, making sure to reaffirm that he believes you should be free to make your own choices
"So you'll let me go once you get me?"
"Uhhh..."
Ace thinks once they buy you you'll have no choice but to do all of his homework for him
Deuce says that's not really how it works- and even if he tried, Riddle would kill him
(they've already gone over this twice before finding you)
Epel happily volunteers to take you home with him over breaks, probably the only positive in this mess
even if he thinks the whole thing is kind of funny
*à©â©â§âË
incapable of keeping his mouth shut, Ace accidentally spills the plan to Riddle, who is understandably aghast
you can't just give away a person under your care like a toy!
of all the irresponsible things...
of course, he'll have to put up his offer, too
purely for your sake! with a nicer room and a brand new copy of the dorm rules, maybe you'll stop getting yourself into trouble
he's got some family money (doctors, naturally) and considers this a worthwhile purchase, for his sanity and yours
of course, Trey and Cater overhear and may or may not be pooling their own cash for a chance, too
going behind Riddle's back on this is a risky venture, but hey, someone's gotta be on your side, here, right?
I mean, between a bunch of sixteen year old boys, the housewarden, and them, who would you choose?
actually don't answer that
...not that it's much of a secret, anyway. Cater's already got their gofundme equivalent link in bio
*à©â©â§âË
Leona initially plans to have you become a live-in lackey like Ruggie
but then he really starts thinking- and, hey, the possibilities are endless, right?
for one, you'd make a really good pillow
he might have to kick Grim out for your full attention, but you could learn to live with that
and malleus would hate it
...that's reason enough for him
plus, he's got money to burn, so why not?
either way, he sets his bid at a reasonable (maybe too confident) price and sits back to watch the chaos unfold as everyone scrambles for a piece of the pie
news travels fast around school, after all
then Ruggie finds out that you could dethrone him as Leona's #2 and is understandably a little annoyed
that's his cushy post-grad job gig, thank you! he's worked hard for that!
besides, why should Leona get to hoard you? the guy can barely take care of himself!
so, Ruggie ends up outsourcing to a few dozen classmates for the necessary funds at a steep I-owe-you price
he's gonna be eating nothing but dandelions for a while...
*à©â©â§âË
now, Azul is annoyed
once the news goes school-wide, it's all anyone can talk about
talk about good marketing...
why didn't he think of such a brilliant scam? he could have negotiated with Crowley to have a café brand deal tie-in!
of course, he's already set his bid, with Jade and Floyd offering to pitch in as necessary
it's a risky investment, sure, but a worthwhile one
Azul tells everyone that with the prefect's "obvious" popularity, having them at the café a few nights a week would drive sales through the roof
though that's really just what he says to shirk suspicion
a likely excuse coming from him, though, really, it would just be nice having you around
and if not for his own affections, Floyd's incessant begging and Jade's subtly manipulative comments about "how nice" it would be having a new face around would be enough for him to cave eventually
*à©â©â§âË
"Kalim, no," is the first thing that Jamil says
"I strongly advise against this. It's another one of Crowley's silly scams and you could end up a target bec- are you even listening?"
hint: he is not
the second Kalim found out that he could get to take in his favorite magicless student like one of his treasures, he was all over it
(AKA infinite sleepovers)
and for what? a little optional donation to prove he's got the funds? he's got cash to spare!
he's already got your new room in Scarabia set up before he even puts his bid in
right next to his of course :)
and despite what Jamil insists, he himself might be working behind the curtain just a little to ensure he's the one who ends up with you
after all, why should Kalim get everything? this might be a valuable learning opportunity for him
You don't always get what you want
*à©â©â§âË
as much as Epel tries to keep the rest of his dorm from finding out, it's inevitable
he's actually a little surprised that the news didn't get to Vil sooner
with Rook around campus, surely he must have said something...
when Vil does find out, though, he just sighs
oh, of course. what next, will everyone meet each other in the arena and fight to the death over the prefect?
of all the silly, immature things...
oh? what's that? he's bidding anyway? of course he is, silly potato. he can't have some unwashed miscreant making you sleep on polyester bedding
(really, he's the only person on campus worthy of your time)
Rook has also been mysteriously absent from the dorm lately, though his initials on a poem and a strangely large sum of money end up in the donation pile
but really, that could be anyone... Rook would never dare betray Vil again, right?
*à©â©â§âË
Ortho finds out directly from the other first years and sends Idia the details immediately
with a little note of encouragement, of course: "could be excellent for improving your social skills!"
Idia understandably freaks out
"WTF!!!! nooo way! this is a person, not a chatbot we're talking about here! I can barely keep virtual pets alive!!!!"
(liar)
(...but this is still different)
the conversation ends there, but semi-anonymous bid from someone named "gloomurai" gets cashapp'd directly to crowley
*à©â©â§âË
everyone in the room immediately turns to Malleus
"For the record, I think it's wrong to be bargaining over a human being," Silver says first. "But if anyone could handle it with grace, it's you."
Lilia laughs. "Oh, you're just saying that because you like the prefect so much!"
"Father, you're the one who likes the prefect so much,"
"Oh, right! carry on then. After all, I'm sure we could share,"
Sebek is the only one relatively against the idea, though Lilia luckily manages to get him to lower his voice after his third speech about how you aren't good enough for his liege
Malleus is rather quiet through the whole evening, neither agreeing nor disagreeing with any of the points made
he disappears for a short while, and when he comes back he seems a little more confident
though, of course, he goes to you first
seeing him at Ramshackle in the middle of the night is a familiar and welcoming sight after all of the chaos of your week
and he's in a great mood!
"Child of man! I've come with news," he says. "I have heard of your predicament and have come up with a solution!"
you immediately sulk. "Oh, no. You know I think this whole thing is terrible, right?"
"Yes, Silver mentioned you might not like the idea of being bought and sold like a trinket. But worry not, I do not plan on paying for you in money,"
you pause, at a loss for words, and then tentatively continue. "You're not...?"
"Of course not. What a primitive idea, I was baffled to hear it myself. My proposal will be more traditional: a modest sum of treasure, and a generous amount of livestock and the finest crop Briar Valley can offer,"
certainly he's not this naive, you think
"You really think Crowley is going to accept that over money? I'm pretty sure Kalim just bid away an entire country's worth,"
he laughs. "You speak as if this is some kind of business deal! I'm quite confident that my dowry will be best,"
huh. that was a strange way of putting it
but then again, you still didn't really understand how things work here, so you go along with it
and you allow yourself to relax. he seems confident in his offer, and he doesn't even see you as some kind of prize to win!
"Oh, well, alright. Thanks! I'm glad you're on it,"
he smiles. "Rest assured, child of man, you're in good hands. My dowry will far outshine the others, and the wedding will be even better,"
"I was honestly getting a little nervous for a momen- wait- wedding!?"
OH MY GOD. THE MIX UP VALENTINE POST. YOU ATE!!!! could i rq a version with riddle, ace, deuce, octavinelle, and lillia? đ«¶đ«¶
SUMMARY: you get a gift that was meant for the student you like, and the contents spur you to action.
COMMENTS: this is a spin off post of this post!! IM GLAD U LIKED IT ANON i was proud of that one myself ehehe
also the character limit is five so i picked azul from octavinelle

You stare blankly at the box of chocolate in your hands, the gift crammed into your desk haphazardly. At first, you thought it was for youâthatâs what anyone would assume, right? Except...the note on top of it is not addressed to you, but rather, the guy you like. It makes you wonder if this is some joke, or if one of his friends wanted you to deliver it for him. You pick at the heart sticker sealing the note shut and peel it open, taking a peak of the contents.
Your eyes wide and your heart lurches in your chest, panic and annoyance roaring like red hot flames as you read what sounds like a genuine confession of love. Someone had their eyes on him? How did you never notice?
Was it weird to get jealous? I mean, heâs not even dating you yet...you donât even know if he feels the same way. You canât deny it doesnât feel good that thereâs another student trying to woo him, though. Youâve been so scared up until this point, so nervous about what he might think, but the clock is ticking. Youâve got to tell him before itâs too late.

Riddle sits up even straighter when he sees you approaching him with a heart shaped box and an envelope, his cheeks flushing pink. He clears his throat when you arrive, expression all twisted up as if youâre unhappy about something. Riddle turns to look at you, holding his chin high as he addresses you by name.
âDo you have something to tell me?â he asks, arms crossed over his chest.
âThis is a pathetic gift for the Queen of Hearts.â you reply dryly, throwing the gifts on the ground and stomping on them, âSomeone thought that would be enough for you, but I wonât stand for it.â
Riddle stares open mouthed at the torn envelope and crushed box of chocolates, but a giant bundle of roses blocks his line of sight.
âThis.â you say, a bouquet of roses in one hand and an entire strawberry tart in the other, with the truffles from the box placed in a circle around it in your hands, âIs a far more fitting gift for courting the queen.â

Deuce freezes after he reads the note you gave him with a sour face, cheeks turning pink. He wonders why you look so upset when you just confessed how much you like himâeven though the words seem a bit off...
âSee, Deuce? I told you you were popular.â you scoff, wrinkling your nose in disgust.
You glare so intensely at the envelope that Deuce feels your anger and jealousy.
âIs this...not from you?â he asks softly, his heart plummeting out of his body. And here he was, getting all delighted and cheesy about itâ
âNah. Itâs not.â you say flippantly, âIâm confessing my feelings in a much better way.â
Deuce gasps when you pull out a bouquet of dark blue roses, kneeling at his feet as you take his hand. He swears you see hearts in his eyes as he stares at the flowers and your face, which look up at him with determination he knows all too well.
âDeuce Spade, I want you to be mine.â you declare, and his legs turn to jelly as he babbles out an enthusiastic yes.

âI canât believe someone who isn't me likes your dumbass.â you smack Aceâs arm as he snickers over the note, an immature gesture if there ever was one.
âWell, if you like this dumbass what does that make you, huh? A stupidass?â he quips, knocking his whole body against you.
You squeal and shove him back, sticking your tongue out at his shocked face as he falls off the bed.
âReally!? This is how youâre confessing your love to me?â Ace huffs, playful as always, âI want a divorce.â
âYou idiot, Iâm just speaking your language!â you snap back, throwing a pillow at his head, âAll you do is tease and yap and jab so Iâm giving you a taste of your own medicine!â
âOh youâre on!â Ace jumps to his feet, pillow in hand.
Itâs obvious he likes you back. It always has been. And even if that person hadnât sent that note, you two still would have known just how much you care for each other, even if it remains (mostly) unsaid.
(You still trampled that note at least ten times during your pillow fight though.)

âIs this some kind of joke?â Azul says blandly, placing the letter down on his desk of his VIP Room, âThis obviously isnât your handwriting, nor is it your style of writing.â
âThatâs because itâs not mine.â you say just as blandly, raising an eyebrow as Azul looks over his spectacles at you, âWere you hoping it was?â
âWhat is the purpose of this visit then? You bring me some random letter with a confession of love...donât tell me youâre hoping to butter me up.â Azul chuckles, standing up as gracefully as ever, âYou should know better than anyone that those tricks do not work on me.â
You stand up as well, arms crossed over your chest as you meet his stare with your own.
âBecause, Azul, someone left that note in my desk. It was addressed to you, as you can see, so I bought it for you. What you just read is what encouraged me to take action.â you take a deep breath and summon all of your courage, there truly is no turning back now, âAzul, I am interested in pursuing a romantic relationship with you. I can assure you Iâve thought this over many times before coming to you with this proposal. If youâre willing, I would love to sit down and have a talk about the terms and conditions of this deal.â
You hold out your hand for a handshake.
Azulâs mouth forms an o shape, and for a second youâd say he looks shocked, but he composes himself quickly as is all too inclined to place his hand in yours.
âWell, well, well!â he beams, voice light and airy with what you can only assume is joy, âLetâs get negotiations underway, shall we?â

âAww, you shouldnât have.â Lilia coos, bringing a hand up to his mouth, âWhy do you look so sour, sweets?â
âBecause itâs not from me. It was stuffed in my desk and addressed to you.â you wrinkle your nose, the envelope clenched in your fist, âI donât like the idea of someone confessing to you before I could.â
Lilia giggles, still hiding his mouth behind his hand. You stare blankly at him, tapping your foot so hard your ankle starts to cramp up.
âOh, no need to look so anxious, dear. Iâm sure youâre well aware of where my affections lie, yes?â Lilia approaches you, his fingers intertwining with yours as the envelope flutters to the floor, unnoticed and uncared for.
He doesnât have much time left. Heâs loved and heâs lost, he may as well go for what he wants while itâs still here, in front of him.
âThat is such an indirect way of confessing.â you groan, squeezing his hand, âI even got you a whole bag of mystery flavored red lollipops...â
âGifts are best shared, my dear!â Lilia laughs, pulling you over to his bed, âNow, hurry up! I want to see which flavor I get first!â