Random Excerpt From The Current Chapter Of "The Falling Light" That I'm Working On Now:

Random excerpt from the current chapter of "The Falling Light" that I'm working on now:

The Nohrian princess looked back over at the small crowd of Hoshidans and Nohrians.

"I need you all to make me angry."

"You're a bitch, and nobody likes you." Takumi supplied so quickly she was certain that was going to be his response regardless of what she had asked.

"I appreciate the thought, Takumi, but I don't care enough about your opinion for your words to hurt me." She told him sincerely. "Anyone else?"

Bonus scene:

As the second prince passed her, he whispered just loud enough for Nerr to pick up.

"You look like a really stupid prostitute."

"Thank you, Takumi."

Holy fuck, this is my head canon now. I need to write a fanfic about this (it would be even more fucked up because in The Road Not Trekked, Iago is a vocal racist and the only reason he actually hates Nerr as much as he does is because she's Hoshidan)

Iago reminds me so much of Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame for some reason. And the fact, that the idea of him being obsessed with Corrin (especially Fem!Corrin) the same way Frollo is obsessed with Esmeralda doesn’t seem out of character makes it even worth. That way the reason for him wanting her dead/suffer so desperately was because he wanted her but couldn’t have her… that just makes him more creepy than he already is.

More old art, this time a piece I never finished. It was seriously the most complex thing I've ever drawn and even in it's incomplete form, I love it more than anything. My shit quality pictures do not do it justice. I put all my creativity into the clothes, the background, the poses. The closest thing I had to a refference for this was watching 'Marie Antoinette' on a loop for days on end. I swear to god, this was the pinnacle of my art.

Hey. All you authors, and RPers and people who just like daydreaming awesome stories. What's your favorite trope to play straight? Subvert? Avert/invert/lampshade hang? Least favorite? Personally, I love "Properly Paranoid" more than I thought I would. Making a character who grabs a shotgun and ten cans of spray cheese, and having them run so far past "Crazy" they end up right back in "Sane" is delightful. It's funny to imagine what's going on in other character's minds when Nerr gets that candle over her head and says Azura needs to know about her sex life if she's going to be part of a convincing threesome, and then three weeks later, Iago is pressing Gunther for verification that they really ARE a threesome. I like inverting "Beauty Never Tarnishes" because it sure as hell should and also, what idiot decided scars aren't attractive. Ask me to believe that a character can swing a sword as long and wide as they are with one hand, sure. Ask me to believe that that same character gets slashed with another sword and only has a neat, pretty line to show for it, you're tripping. If you're hit with fire spells and you have low resistance, your skin should blister and peel off. I don't get understand in games with any kind of fighting, especially elemental magic. Like, if I see a delicate looking healer covered in skin grafts who still marches out on the battlefield because permanant nerve damage isn't going to stop HER from taking care of her party members, she is instantly my most favorite character to have ever existed.

Okay, so old digital sketch is old and not great, BUT... Nerr and Gunther's wedding clothes are based on Mega Gardevoir and Mega Gallade. But, like... SHINY Megas, so they're wearing black. Because I want Nerr to wear a giant, poofy wedding dress with a huge ass bow on the front.