When You See People Flipping Their Shit Over The "Choose Your Hero" Banner In FE:H And You Don't Like

When you see people flipping their shit over the "Choose Your Hero" banner in FE:H and you don't like ANY of the units shown:

I desperately wish more artists would take the body hair lesson to heart (especially the people who draw fire emblem characters for IS...). While there are races who have less body hair than others, Fire Emblem typically has a fantasy Europe setting and cast, and caucasian males generally have body hair, especially when they're post-pubescent. Seeing the guys in their swimsuits in Heroes without a hint of hair on them makes me sad. You could argue that they shave, but do you think a guy like Gaius, who is canonically a slob, would spend all that time getting silky smooth? I look at them and feel gross because it feels like I'm looking at prepubescent boys... I know some people like their guys hairless, but they should be satisfied with the legion of twinks in every fe game. Can't even give a pinnacle of manliness like Basillio some chest hair for the rest of us?

Fellas Tutorial by `alexds1

So, I saw a cute prompt on @imagine-your-ocs-otps and HAD to write something for it. I can't say which prompt because that would spoil the whole story, but it's at the end of the fic. I have to do more of those prompts- they're wonderful! Part of me already wants to do a sequel!

I don't know what game that is, but I give the graphics ham/10

rate my gaming setup?

Reblog the villainous Lucifer-Djinn for “good” luck.

May he donate you a dollar from the bank he robbed.

I think I'm a true opal... but only because I'm a mother of pearl. I don't know, all these titles are very narcissistic- I feel this is something that should be left up to the READERS of fics rather than the person writing them.

What say anyone who's read my shit? What do you think I am (and what do you think you are)?

tAG YOURSELF