When You See People Flipping Their Shit Over The "Choose Your Hero" Banner In FE:H And You Don't Like

When you see people flipping their shit over the "Choose Your Hero" banner in FE:H and you don't like ANY of the units shown:

For the glory of Hoshido, in service of our Queen! Reina and Queen Mikoto from Fire Emblem Fates 

Reina cosplay by me Mikoto cosplay by Cinnabunny Photos by Elite Cosplay

DRRR... DRRR... DRRR....

the new park by my house has some interesting features

I desperately wish more artists would take the body hair lesson to heart (especially the people who draw fire emblem characters for IS...). While there are races who have less body hair than others, Fire Emblem typically has a fantasy Europe setting and cast, and caucasian males generally have body hair, especially when they're post-pubescent. Seeing the guys in their swimsuits in Heroes without a hint of hair on them makes me sad. You could argue that they shave, but do you think a guy like Gaius, who is canonically a slob, would spend all that time getting silky smooth? I look at them and feel gross because it feels like I'm looking at prepubescent boys... I know some people like their guys hairless, but they should be satisfied with the legion of twinks in every fe game. Can't even give a pinnacle of manliness like Basillio some chest hair for the rest of us?

Fellas Tutorial by `alexds1

So, I saw a cute prompt on @imagine-your-ocs-otps and HAD to write something for it. I can't say which prompt because that would spoil the whole story, but it's at the end of the fic. I have to do more of those prompts- they're wonderful! Part of me already wants to do a sequel!

⭐⭐⭐⭐GIVEAWAY!!!⭐⭐⭐⭐

Hi there everyone, it’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these and since I’ve hit another follower milestone, I think it’s time for a giveaway!

The winner will get one (1) booster pack of Cipher cards like the pack pictured above (pack contains fifty cards) AND will be able to request one (1) fic of their choosing, to be written by me!

⭐⭐⭐Rules for the fic!⭐⭐⭐ - I won’t be implementing a word count because I tend to way overshoot them anyway. However, it WILL be a standard short story length. - I will NOT write the following: * Incest * Rape * Abuse * Paedophilia * Gore (if in battle, exceptions will be made) * Torture * Murder (again, exceptions can be made for battle) * Furry or bestiality

- I WILL write the following * Fluff * Angst * OTP’s or pairings from any fandom I’m familiar with (so I can accurately portray the characters!) * OC’s or original stories based on OC’s (with enough detail provided to work with) * Smut (tastefully)

* Anything else, so long as it doesn’t violate the above mentioned topics on the will not write list.

Due to the fact that I work full time, I will take at least a week after the give away to finish your fic. If research is involved, that time frame will be longer.

You can decline to have a fic written if that isn’t something you’re interested in!

⭐⭐⭐ Rules for the Giveaway!⭐⭐⭐

- To enter, like or reblog. Each reblog counts as another entry!

- YOU MUST BE A FOLLOWER

- You CANNOT make sideblogs just to reblog this, you won’t win as it isn’t fair for others!

- Again, likes and reblogs count each time they are done. You may reblog as often as you like, but please don’t spam your followers!

- MUST be comfortable giving me an address or PO box to send this to (I’m not going to save it or use it again, don’t worry!)

- International followers (outside of the United States) CAN enter but any import taxes and some of the shipping costs would fall to you (shipping costs past $20 USD would be covered by you)

- Giveaway will run until September 25th at 5 P.M. eastern standard time. Winner will be chosen at random!

GOOD LUCK GUYS!!