Kiddy Donk. Just Saying That Aloud Makes Me Laugh. I Love It.

Kiddy Donk. Just saying that aloud makes me laugh. I love it.

When you see people flipping their shit over the "Choose Your Hero" banner in FE:H and you don't like ANY of the units shown:

I desperately wish more artists would take the body hair lesson to heart (especially the people who draw fire emblem characters for IS...). While there are races who have less body hair than others, Fire Emblem typically has a fantasy Europe setting and cast, and caucasian males generally have body hair, especially when they're post-pubescent. Seeing the guys in their swimsuits in Heroes without a hint of hair on them makes me sad. You could argue that they shave, but do you think a guy like Gaius, who is canonically a slob, would spend all that time getting silky smooth? I look at them and feel gross because it feels like I'm looking at prepubescent boys... I know some people like their guys hairless, but they should be satisfied with the legion of twinks in every fe game. Can't even give a pinnacle of manliness like Basillio some chest hair for the rest of us?

Fellas Tutorial by `alexds1

I think I'm a true opal... but only because I'm a mother of pearl. I don't know, all these titles are very narcissistic- I feel this is something that should be left up to the READERS of fics rather than the person writing them.

What say anyone who's read my shit? What do you think I am (and what do you think you are)?

tAG YOURSELF

WHHHHHHHHYYYYY?! I need the orbs and I WANT the seal, but I HAAAATTTEEEE Osana and Boroboro. They are my absolute least favorite characters in their represpective games and I detest them in Heroes. All I see when I look at them is Threaten Spd and Seal Def, respectively. Seems an awful lot of grinding for crap characters I'm going to feed to other units I can actually tolerate. That may sound like p2p talk, but I'm f2p all the way, and I would STILL rather scrap these two for feathers to use on other units rather than actually have them on my team. I've been playing for all of two months, haven't spent a cent, and yet still have several units that go beyond the niche these two can fill. I am just really peculiar about the way I play this game...

You ever have one of those days where, if you thought about anything other than your fandom/otp/hobby/what have you, you would just fucking kill yourself because the realization that life isn't getting better and nothing else can even make you smile anymore is so crushing, death seems like a preferable alternative? Like there is nothing, NOTHING short of some kind of weird miracle that only happens to people shojou manga, that could possibly make life better. Not even great, just bearable to the point that you don't regret waking up. And the only thing that keeps you from plotting how to NOT wake up the next day is obsessing over something everyone around you calls "stupid" and "pointless". And when someone says, "Do you ever think about anything serious, or do you just spend all your time thinking about your stupid cartoons?" you just want to break their legs and watch them writhe in misery so they can maybe understand what you're REALLY thinking about.