"Time To... Tip The... Meh." Behold, Bryn! Or Brynja As She's Known In Plegia, To Avoid Being Confused

"Time to... tip the... meh." Behold, Bryn! Or Brynja as she's known in Plegia, to avoid being confused with the heirophant, who is said to be Brynign. She's in her thirties and finds the children in charge of Ylisse to be wholly unqualified for the job (but it's a monarchy, so what can you do?). Unlike Robin, who's hard for Chrom regardless of their gender, Bryn really only stands by him because that's usually in her best interest. The moment the war with Plegia was over, she moved to Ferox, and after the whole Grima business, returned home to Plegia (as it's queen, alongside Gangrel). Despite not remembering it, she's proud of her Plegian hertitage. She herself is nihilistic, but she appreciates that others have more hope than she does. She values material items more than experiences, because experiences are easily forgotten, and carries a thrift store's worth of seemingly useless trinkets and dodads on her person. I changed the default outfit a bit because, aside from the coat, the tactician outfit is very bland and ugly. I wanted her to look like a wandering mage (which she essentially is). The right side of her face is badly burnt, so she wears her emo bangs on that side. She does not have access to every class- her secondary class is mercenary, and her tertiary class is pegasus knight. She's married to Gangrel, and strangely, his own cynicism seems to have made her a bit more optimistic. Lucina is her daughter-in-law, and she absolutely hates that fact.

Headcanon: Despite his best efforts, Gunter sometimes throws out his back when he and Nerr try certain positions

"Why don't you just admit you pulled your back trying to get a blowjob while doing a handstand?"

"If you ever listened to yourself speak, Nerr, you'd realize you just answered your own question."

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

*opens document*

*rereads the one paragraph that was written two weeks ago*

"I think I made a lot of progress today."

“MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED”

“I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS”

“HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’”

“THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE”

~one hour later~

But... their face is literally the one part of them that always goes full dragon no matter what other part of their body they transform...

corrin’s battle animations in fates + their moveset in smash confirm they can selectively transform individual parts of their body into dragon form while keeping other parts humanoid. so it’s completely possible for corrin to assume a form where they’re almost entirely dragon, except with a regular human face/head

I didn't get Night Queen in my first three pulls, and only have (and probably only will have) enough diamonds for one more pull, and I just KNOW it's going to be that hideous Crane and Flower set... so I made this to try and alleviate some of my frustration. Princess Dawn is a lovely set, but when there are literally only two sets in the game you actually really care about, knowing both of them have/ will slip through your grasp is frustrating. If only the event had started next week...