I Understand Enough German And Spanish To Read About 90%, And Context Fills In The Other 10%. This Is

I understand enough german and spanish to read about 90%, and context fills in the other 10%. This is the best.

I don’t even know. It’s from a book about languages my friend’s been reading. (it’s creepy that I can understand it …)

Headcanon: Despite his best efforts, Gunter sometimes throws out his back when he and Nerr try certain positions

"Why don't you just admit you pulled your back trying to get a blowjob while doing a handstand?"

"If you ever listened to yourself speak, Nerr, you'd realize you just answered your own question."

Remember pants? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

remember when fire emblem female designs were diverse and unique and not made by horny dudes who draw with their dicks

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

The summoner thought they'd get lucky and bust a .45 calliber, 5* Ayra in her ass.

Turns out it was a blank- 3* Wrys.

I don’t know what the summoner thought was gonna happen

do y'all have any headcanons about my ships?? ;0