SOMEONE GET ME BEFORE I GO FERAL. (Fae Pls Help )

SOMEONE GET ME BEFORE I GO FERAL. (Fae pls help 🥺😭🔫)

do you need a shirt to sleep in, baby? here, use mine <3

it says dnr but i have to... I'M SORRY POOKIE I WON'T POST IT ANYWHERE ELSE I PROMISE.

boyzzzzz 👦💥

cor... you're about to make me say the worst thing eve- LT ME SUCK ON THEIR MAN TITTIES PLEASEEE

They match each others freak i know it

P! LINKSSS

hi more chip and Simon related porn links for the girlies who enjoy them!

1. Now now now….if Simon and chip were an item when it was Christmas time and they took that little trip up to Simon’s mother’s place, let’s face it; they’d be horny little fuckers. No disrespect to mommy Riley, but they would be christening that bedroom. But, probably out of shame and respect, they would have to keep quiet, or at least, try.

https://x.com/64ccount/status/1821280153026388382?s=46&t=Z5vzD1xgw3Rer9-Uz3965A

2. Chip, after some time, would before more comfortable with sex. And with that comes her want to please Simon…

https://x.com/mommyraini/status/1735057669352731123?s=46&t=Z5vzD1xgw3Rer9-Uz3965A

3. Sometimes when chips a little tipsy, and Simon’s a little tired, and chip keeps pawing at Simon, begging for anything—ANYTHING—sexual, this is what he grants her

https://x.com/suki_r/status/1804230807718105219?s=46&t=Z5vzD1xgw3Rer9-Uz3965A

4. Simon begs chip to sit on his face. Once they reach their point of shamelessness during sex, and chip finally in up to it, Simon’s eating her out like it’s his last time ever getting a taste of her

https://x.com/narcissistfein/status/1798173645807960343?s=46&t=Z5vzD1xgw3Rer9-Uz3965A

5. Chip, at some point, will probably feel like a burden when they have sex, because Simon will be the biggest softy, and when she finally reassures him that she wants him to be a little rough, he will be saying shit just. Like. This.

https://x.com/lovesickmaki/status/1783295158575939800?s=46&t=Z5vzD1xgw3Rer9-Uz3965A

6. Unrelated but Simon has this shirt. Chip got it for him for Christmas💞💞

https://x.com/thirstypeoples/status/1791671472651432181?s=46&t=Z5vzD1xgw3Rer9-Uz3965A

you guys asked and p!link anon has given.

the hand over the mouth hello???

god that shit gets me going. i feel like it's extra funny because i imagine Chip would be pretty quiet anyway, Simon's just doing it for funsies lmao.

THE WAY HE HAS TO PUSH HER OFF

like he got overstimulated but she's like, ): i want more?? hello?? maybe when Chip gets a little too enthusiastic haha

she'd be so whiny like that's all she gets? she'd be upset then pass out lmao

unrelated the freckles/moles on her stomach are super cute lmao

HELLO????? "let me know when you need a break" you cheeky fucking bastard???? i love it???

LMAO only because Row made her do it though i feel like she'd die of embarrassment and she would NOT allow him to wear it in public either.

I'm sobbing sir. Fuck me harder.

könig squishing your cheeks as you’re sobbing “it hurts, könig! s’too much!” him shushing you as he sinks into you inch by inch, just enough of his 260lbs + weight to keep you pinned “shh, shh liebling, it will feel good soon, i promise, just take it for me, ya?”

or better yet, könig getting off on the fact that he’s hurting you, pushing your head back down in the mattress and groaning “oh fuck, liebling, so tight. does it hurt, hm?” and right when you sob out a “yes, yes it hurts!” he makes sure you feel every single inch stretch you out “good, keep crying. it’s making me harder”

GIRL GIRL GIRL I'M SQUEALING. 😍😍😍

when are we getting perv!reader who really just needs a good pounding and nerd!Konig who couldnt care less about pussy and just wants to talk about his silly little guns :(

canonically accurate nerd!könig… being so excited about getting the invite to his house, under the assumption that you’re finally going to be railed into the mattress until you can’t walk by the behemoth of a man you’ve been fantasizing about every night. to be pinned down by the biceps you’ve creamed around your fingers thinking about at long last.

you’re about to pull your top off, only for him to cut you off by opening the latch to the display case for his guns, ready to walk you through his impressive collection in way too much detail. he’s just happy to have a willing audience to pour all his lonely years of stored up knowledge into, oblivious to the way you aren’t soaking any of it up, fidgeting helplessly from your place on his bed as frustration and white-hot need fuzzes around your nerves. you’ve long since stopped contributing to the conversation; pretending that your eyes aren’t honed in on the way his large hands work expertly around the weapon, and the sizable bulge between his hairy, thick thighs was a mission that was quickly abandoned. he isn’t even hard, yet he’s probably the biggest you’ve ever seen, and the fact that he isn’t letting you put it to use is infuriating :(

you’re too cock starved to do anything but blurt out the truth when he asks why you’re being so touchy, trying to convince him that you’d be a much more attentive listener if you had a stuffed mouth. and he reluctantly obliges once the faux tears start flowing from your pretty eyes, too polite to turn down such a distressed girl in need. he takes pity on you, ridding himself of his belt and feeding you his soft dick as an apology. if you’re nice and quiet, he’ll let you fuck yourself to exhaustion on his length just so he can go back to his rambling while you’re too sated to do anything but listen… it’s not the most appropriate teaching strategy, but he has to get you to pay attention somehow!