FLUFF SCENERIO

FLUFF SCENERIO

Reader with cuteness agression that bites and hits random things out of nowhere because they thought of something cute or see König

And it gets to the point where even he's confused on why we're hutting things and acting aggressive

OMG 😭😭

idk if i can do a wholeass fic for this hilarious idea but i can write headcannons??? 😳😳

König with a S/O who has ✨cuteness aggression✨ headcannons

This post is a COMPLETE contrast to the long-ass angst fic I published and immediately went to sleep after 😭😭 LOL a dose of crack and fluff after all that angst 👍

*No pronouns for reader aside from "You"

*Crackcannons lmao

• Imagine König's utter bewilderment when you started kicking wildly, punching the soft cushion next to you after he put his phone in your face and showed you a sweet puppy doing sweet puppy things.

...

• You had always had cuteness aggression. Simply put, seeing cute things made you instinctively act out. You couldn't control it! You'd go FERAL after seeing a wholesome video of some random cat online and start thrashing in your bed like an excaped lunatic asylum patient in restraints 😰

• To say König was confused would be an understatement. The man was SHOOK. 😨

• Poor König's immediate thought was that you hated animals, yet seeing your goofy grin and hearing you cackling like a maniac made him feel conflicted?? Like?? Schatz, are you okay?? Do you need an excorcist 💀

• When you told him, he wasn't relieved at all — if anything, he was really concerned? Like, you could hurt yourself doing that, please calm down 🥺

• Googling to learn more about this strange condition didn't reassure him either, as it revealed that a human's urge was similar to an animal's instincts, in the sense that it is in their primal nature to *kill* cute things so they stop being cute... ☹️

• It was safe to say König tried to manage your aggression, and limited your screen time.

• God FORBID the two of you ever got a pet in the future... He would be CONVINCED you'd suffocate the poor mutt when cradling it aggressively in your arms...

OMG

Kind of off topic or something but i love the little friendship thing we have

Just no.1 apprecitor and no.1 fan 💕💕😭

- Azzy / no.1 Kinga fan

Lol its so wholesome ...🫂 rarely get interactions like this irl so im cherishing it with everything i have!!!!🥹🥹🫶💞💕

— Kinga/No.1 Azzy Appreciator!!!

I SMILE WHENEVER I SEE YOU POST

SO EHEHE

- AZZY / KINGA'S NO.1 FAN

AND I SMILE WHENEVER I SEE YOUR COMMENTS 🥹🥹🥹❤️

Kinga/Your No.1 Appreciator that has had their entire day made

Loved the fic and stuff /gen

But

I was sad bc of something else

I just wanted to send a virtual hug to you

— Azzy / Kinga's No.1 fan

:((

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Hugged my.phone close to my chest so it can atleast serve as a poor imitation of a hug 😭💔

God some of the cod aus are reallt cool 😰😰

The self aware! au, King König, literal ghost Ghost...

I REALLT need to come up with sometjing reallt clever like that huh ,, 🤨 Idk what sort of au I could write that isn't a cliché trope n mt imagination only goes so far unless i don't have a prompt😔

Im jus gonna go on pinterest and see all of those writing prompt speeches and do smtj with tjem ig 🤡🤡🤡

THE OUT OF PRDER WRITING IS SO UNDERSTANDABLE LMAOOO

Don't work yourself too hard❗️ Rest if you need to :DD

- Azzy / No.1

Right?!! 😭😭 hineslty u should see the drafts i did for this fic on paper👁️👁️ *THE* most incomprehensible load of gibberish i have ever written in all mt years od writing BUT I have a feeling that it will turn out okay in rje end 🥲really hard to trust the process thoigh HHHHHHhhh

THABK you SO MUCH Azzy !!!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞Its veey hwrd for me to rest when I lay in bed and suddenly get hit with a wave of inspiration to write more on rhis fic j sweae this prompt is doing things to me man😿😿 but ive been resting plenty dont u worry ❤️ Thanks for thinking of my health !!🥰🥰🥰

— Kinga/Your No.1 appreciator!!!