God Some Of The Cod Aus Are Reallt Cool

God some of the cod aus are reallt cool 😰😰

The self aware! au, King König, literal ghost Ghost...

I REALLT need to come up with sometjing reallt clever like that huh ,, 🤨 Idk what sort of au I could write that isn't a cliché trope n mt imagination only goes so far unless i don't have a prompt😔

Im jus gonna go on pinterest and see all of those writing prompt speeches and do smtj with tjem ig 🤡🤡🤡

OMG

Kind of off topic or something but i love the little friendship thing we have

Just no.1 apprecitor and no.1 fan 💕💕😭

- Azzy / no.1 Kinga fan

Lol its so wholesome ...🫂 rarely get interactions like this irl so im cherishing it with everything i have!!!!🥹🥹🫶💞💕

— Kinga/No.1 Azzy Appreciator!!!

BEST POST EVER TO WAKE UP TO I SWEAR

I JUST FULLY WOKE UP, SAW YOU POSTED

THEN SAW THE FIC AND GIGGLED DEVIOUSLY

And the angst was perfect dw

— Azzy / NO.1 KINGA FAN

WOOOOOOO 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎊🎊✨

IM SO HAPPY THAT U LIEKD IT 🥹🥹🫶

— Kinga/Your No.1 Appreciator

FLUFF SCENERIO

Reader with cuteness agression that bites and hits random things out of nowhere because they thought of something cute or see König

And it gets to the point where even he's confused on why we're hutting things and acting aggressive

OMG 😭😭

idk if i can do a wholeass fic for this hilarious idea but i can write headcannons??? 😳😳

König with a S/O who has ✨cuteness aggression✨ headcannons

This post is a COMPLETE contrast to the long-ass angst fic I published and immediately went to sleep after 😭😭 LOL a dose of crack and fluff after all that angst 👍

*No pronouns for reader aside from "You"

*Crackcannons lmao

• Imagine König's utter bewilderment when you started kicking wildly, punching the soft cushion next to you after he put his phone in your face and showed you a sweet puppy doing sweet puppy things.

...

• You had always had cuteness aggression. Simply put, seeing cute things made you instinctively act out. You couldn't control it! You'd go FERAL after seeing a wholesome video of some random cat online and start thrashing in your bed like an excaped lunatic asylum patient in restraints 😰

• To say König was confused would be an understatement. The man was SHOOK. 😨

• Poor König's immediate thought was that you hated animals, yet seeing your goofy grin and hearing you cackling like a maniac made him feel conflicted?? Like?? Schatz, are you okay?? Do you need an excorcist 💀

• When you told him, he wasn't relieved at all — if anything, he was really concerned? Like, you could hurt yourself doing that, please calm down 🥺

• Googling to learn more about this strange condition didn't reassure him either, as it revealed that a human's urge was similar to an animal's instincts, in the sense that it is in their primal nature to *kill* cute things so they stop being cute... ☹️

• It was safe to say König tried to manage your aggression, and limited your screen time.

• God FORBID the two of you ever got a pet in the future... He would be CONVINCED you'd suffocate the poor mutt when cradling it aggressively in your arms...

plsplspLS how the fucj do you spell liueteanent 😭

“Könniii u so cute i just wanna cradle you and hug you and boop ur nose and cheeks u till u die from sufficayion💕💗🥰💞”

Kö: im happy and scared at the same time pls help😔

Why is rhis literallt me tho...💔💔

Our Austrian man needs some love :((