"How Did You Even-"

"How did you even-"

"You probably don't want to know. Also, duck."

"Duck?"

Yusef blinked blankly at his dad, followed by a loud THUNK and a bruise swelling in his forehead.

"Owh..."

"YOU'RE DOING GREAT MIRANDA, KEEP IT UP" his dad screamed proudly with his squeaky voice. The orc was struggling against Miranda's clenched thighs turning shades of blue that they weren't supposed to.

Yusef stared at the lady and marvelled at how her broad shoulders rippled with muscle as she held the orcs grungey hands away from her. He look at his own hands that had always felt too big at father's home, but just right at school. He asked a again.

"Dad how did you, a halfling, even manage to do it with a giant? And how did I turn out to look like a human? Am I adopted?"

"Wait,which one was your ex?" "Firstly, we didn't breakup and to answer your question it's the three meter tall women thats currently winning the fight against an orc."

The pact was signed between the King and the Fairy Queen, 1,000 years of prosperity for his kingdom, in exchange for his yet-to-be-conceived first born. The Fairy Queen however did not expect the king to slit his own throat and die on the spot seconds later.

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Calm, curious and can eat eight fish at a time — meet Pesto the Penguin

At just nine months of age, Pesto is already far bigger than the adult king penguins at Melbourne's aquarium.

I saw him recently and my dad almost couldn't believe he was real