Man, To Think You've Only Been In That VR Game For An Hour To Get THIS Big!Wait Till You Reach The Bonus

Man, to think you've only been in that VR game for an hour to get THIS big! Wait till you reach the bonus level bro - you're gonna be wider than the building is tall!

In space, no one can hear you grow. That's fine. They can SEE you become a new moon, that's all that matters.

Demon that he may be, he was unusually friendly. More than willing to make pacts and deals with people, and not even for the cost of their soul. They had all the mass and power and size they could ever want: they need only defend those who don't have it. As his underlings grew, so did he. This new cult's smallest member was in the thousands of pounds, and the demon himself would become a mountain of mass in time. And he just. Kept. Growing.

The serum had some strange side effects on him, but he didn't care. Who WOULD care?

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The warm up to join that program was intense. To get ready for the BroDrone Squad, you had to train for months, and have all kinds of psyc evals. Once your training suit comes off and the real deal gets put on, it doesn't come off. You're your own person, sure, but your need to flex and grow and show off and grope and BE groped and be a party animal may override everything else! What a shame... Right? Nah.