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"Why would I take fencing lessons in a gym?" you ask to yourself. It makes sense when you get there. Friendly enough guy. Sorta shocked you that he grew every time your practice epee made contact with him for.. no clear reason, but whose complaining? Anything is possible with MassWorks Patented Expansion Sports Equipment! justpayshippingandhandlingandsignthiswaverandonethousanddollars
Oh no, it's the Gainz Guardian! He will let you pass, but you gotta pay tribute first.
Excuse me while I just expand larger for a moment. .. Huh? No, it's not part of your car wash, it's just hot... .. Actually, forget your car, if you just wanna follow me inside.
Mmrngh.. That's better.. You wash ME first, how about? Then I'll get your car, for free.
Don't be afraid to PM or ask me anything, particularly if you wanna chat about real big stuff! More is better...
A new batch of experiments!
My transmorphic goo can not only expand and change people, it can give rise to semi-autonomous beings as long as that substance can be affected by myself Like candy! Real mass. Real strength. Real power. Just so happens to also be made out of taffy. Give him a lick!
Careful, they tend to be kind of excitable and hyperactive...
Like all my other servants and lackys, they come in a range of sizes and flavors, just like any good candy store should stock! Lick, lap and suckle them all you want. They are self-regenerating, as long as there is enough of them left.
They're naturally very friendly and work well together. Imagine working in a candy store and being grumpy. That would be silly!
You know, those candy golems look like they're having fun. I should give it a shot myself.. Not bad, eh?.. Ngh, I can do better.
Not bad... I think I can push it after I absorb some of those other golems.
Much better...
Even though I'm a biological metamohric slime from outer space, we also deal in robots. Just as thotty as the candy golems and slime servants, too. Why not?
I can pilot these robots myself - but they don't tend to hold their shape very long under the strain my immense form puts on them..
Not that YOU mind I'm sure.
Mnf. Liberating to just sit there and -grow-.
Another Gains Guardian! This one guards the Maze of Gyms, where all the GOOD equipment is. What a fiend!
You can become a Gainz Guardian yourself, you know. What's the point of them? Encouragement! If you can outwrestle them and out flex them, you're ready for the more powerful MassWorks growth chemicals. If you can't, then it's too dangerous! REALLY I'm doing you a favor..
Quite the blessing if you ask me!
Hey musclefreaks!
Not dead, just taking a little break. More MassWorks to come!
Slime Servitor
Some of the roving slime guards are cute frankly!
More slime guards! They really get around.
Some of the advanced slime guards have masks to help them see things, like X-ray vision and such so you can't escape from being made into a hulking beast. What a problem, right?
Oh I'm just chilling. Wanna join me?
Caught you 'mirin'