I KNOW These Two Would Do That Thing Where One Goes For A Hand Shake And The Other Goes For A Fist Bump

i KNOW these two would do that thing where one goes for a hand shake and the other goes for a fist bump and do that awkward switching thing

Listen I- I- I see a similarity-

man this post really knocks my socks off

i thought these were lists of things that happened to the sign consecutively. that poor unfortunate sign.

Reasons why the house is called Zelda's house:

They changed the sign from 'Link' to 'Zelda' because Link is wanted for arson in every single settlement in Hyrule and they don't want to make it too easy to find him.

Tax benefits. Double income, no kids — have you seen Hyrule's inflation rate? Gotta make every rupee count.

Yunobo visited and swung his Boulder Breaker a little too clumsily and broke the sign that formerly said 'Link and Zelda's house' so that it's now only Zelda's house. Yunobo is inconsolable.

They changed the sign from 'Link' to 'Zelda' because Kogah and the Yigs learned to read in the depths while searching for autobuild and they don't want to make it too easy to find him. That now 'Zelda' stands on the sign in bright letters? Well, it's not 'Princess Zelda' for a reason, they won't connect the dots, I promise.

Riju practiced her new lightning abilities. The wooden sign didn't take being electrocuted as well as they thought. Riju says it's payback for Link never giving the thunder helmet back.

Hateno's citizens kept insisting he should run for the mayor election so they pretended he didn't live in Hateno.

Sidon stole the sign saying 'Link' and put it on one of the beds in the inn in Zora's Domain so that Link always feels at home.

The woman cleaning the house scrubbed the sign a little too thoroughly and now Link's name is unreadable.

A storm broke Link's part off and when Link tried to fix it, Tulin accidentally produced one gush of wind too many and it blew it all the way down to Hateno Bay.

The village kids convinced Link to join their spy team and keep erasing his name from the sign because you can't have your name on your door as a spy for Hylia's sake! Discretion is crucial!

His name is on the sign. It's just covered by Cece's mushrooms so it's unreadable.

Wait—I thought this is Zelda???!!

reblogging this so i dont forget it

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

autism be damned those two neurodivergent characters are in love and giving me brainrot. you know who they are.

i like to think that this means that bonnie thinks children are made the same way as pizza. like you stick it into the oven and bada bing bada boom. some time later you have a fully baked child, congratulations.

Bonnie meets the child