Bro, I Wanna Talk About The Implications Of Kirby Mass Attack So Bad... I Will Go Down With The Take

Bro, I wanna talk about the implications of Kirby Mass Attack so bad... I will go down with the take that it's the darkest Kirby game of all time; a MINIMUM of 45 Kirbys end up dead and lore implications (like the cycle of matter/mitosis) make it so much worse! 😭

Imagine, as a child, having to guide/care for infant versions of yourself that can barely defend themselves and at least 45 of them end up dying.

This shit was so bad the ending had Kirby actually do some self reflection. Straight up looking out at the void of space and acknowledging that darkness had to exist IN NARRATIVE TEXT!

Kirby may not be phased by too much at his current age, but oh my god the stuff he's gonna have to reflect on when he's older...

Updated the first chapter! I've gotten back to working on the third, and again, thank you for your patience!

Howdy! I don't usually do this, but I decided to post the first two chapters of my fic early! Go ahead and check out the full series if you haven't already!

Would it be a good idea to update the official website with pictures of the colored dinos as opposed to just the pallettes?

Some people have issues telling which dinos are which with the pallettes alone, and unfortunately the only website that shows all pictures is the fandom wiki. (This is bad because fandom targets people with a ridiculous amount of ads...)

We actually don't have any colour palettes at all on our official website- but paleo.gg is a fantastic fan resource!

As for all the colour palettes, an AMAZING community member Skudde in our discord has a full sheet of all the colours on their stash!

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

Trying to look back and add/fix some writing for The Coffee because I've gotten better at characterization.

Probably gonna fix the first chapter since it comes off as preachy and I feel like Sylvia would be more worried about Wander leaving the "happy to be single" club over him screwing up a relationship; she KNOWS those two are obsessed with each other. Also gonna dial back on the whole "Wander being downtrodden" to make him worried about the cut contact instead.

Other stuff to note about the series since I'm probably not gonna go back and rewrite old episodes (at least for a while):

- Female Watchdogs have apparently always existed on the ship, so that whole equality segment is trashed

- Hater's backstory changed a bit; the ID number name he had isn't accurate anymore since NASA chimps were named before launch. I'm keeping the whole "remembering being a chimpanzee" thing but I'm going to make it so that it's a lot blurrier for him and he just can't remember/doesn't like his old name.

- Any attempt at a play on words like a "kerson/keyson" in the first chapter is something I hope people completely disregard because it sucks... Sorry!

- Similar apologies for any preachy bullshit, I've gotta get better at the whole "show don't tell" thing

- Any future installment after The Coffee will be posted all at once instead of chapter-by-chapter because I tried that again for this installment and it's been a disaster.

Thank you for being patient with me! I'll try to get writing out as soon as I can, I've just been dealing with some sudden family deaths/depression. I'll post again soon! ;)