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Me, writing a fanfic with Steph in it: does it say she's buff did I mention the size of her biceps did I forget to talk about how she's so strong can I fit the fact she could strangle you with one hand somewhere in here it's important for the plot -
"This is a miracle I never dared to wish for... Robin is here!" He pauses, turns, and there's something pained and soft in his voice as he looks her in the eyes. "Robin is here."
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57542074/chapters/146407723
There we have her, Robin Steph, the indomitable human spirit all dressed up in traffic light colours!
Powers include:
-Flight
-Enhanced athletics
-Enhanced healing
-Colour Swirl: releases a concussive hailstorm from the staff in the form of a bright colour shower
-Red Herring: produces an afterimage of Steph who attacks unsynchronized. Good luck predicting her moves when you don't even know which one is real. Which one of them is the real one? The one about to attack you with a beam of light -or, apparently, beat you up with the magic staff? Or the one coming down on you from the ceiling with a mysteriously acquired steel chair? Who knows, certainly not Cluemaster that's for sure.
Lantern AU part 2
(This is part of an AU in which some of the lantern corps work differently for a bunch of reasons, here's a post explaining it:
https://www.tumblr.com/glitter-stained/758411385986220032/okay-so-to-be-honest-as-neuropsychology-major?source=share)
Kon: Holy shit, Rob, what's with the makeover?
Tim: Um yeah, so I guess I'm a Green Lantern now.
Kon: Well damn, I die and you become a whole new superhero? When did that happen?
Tim: Uh, somewhere between attempts 76 and 88 I think...
Kon: What?
Tim: What?
****
Cass: ...
Floating indigo ring:...
Cass: *squints*
Floating indigo ring: *flickers*
Cass: *tilts her head*
Floating indigo ring: *flips around itself*
Cass: *blinks*
The double dozen of goons she was busting: ...we could... Leave you guys to it?
Cass and the floating indigo ring: Shhh.
*****
Steph: Hey dad, it's visiting hour.
Arthur Brown: Stephanie? What are you doing in jai-
Steph: *punches him in the throat*
Steph: *kicks him in the shin*
Steph: *punches him in the face with a bright green giant fist construct*
Steph, looking down at the green power ring on her finger: Now where did that come from
****
Bonus:
Hal, coming back to earth after hearing there's a bunch of new lanterns in the rough that spawned around the same time: So what's been up with Gotham?
Bruce: My blood pressure
I tried to draw an illustration for the first fight scene of the protector chapter 5 but as it turns out I am not good enough for mid-air side profile battles yet, so have this magical girl AU semi-transformation batkid picture. Barbara is transformed in that picture, unfortunately I realized after drawing her facepalming that the outwards sign of her semi transformation, which needs to be discreet as she often uses it in public, are multicoloured smoke coming out of her eyes and mouth, which I couldn't draw with that pose. I'll try to make quality art of it sometimes though.
Fun fact: the fictional magical girl anime this AU takes place in is called "Starlight Lullaby" and spawns over more than fifteen 30 45 minutes episodes long seasons plus one reboot and two movies. It follows the adventures of the batfam, with some arcs centered around one character and some arcs putting the highlight on relationships and the family as a whole as they fight supervillains, mend their relationships and interact with dc superheroes with the powers of love and semi-sentient Gotham-specific constellations.
(Shirts : Cass' says "Volving", Duke's says "All Colours Are Beautiful", Steph has the Star Trek symbol, Tim is in his canon Oasis shirt (nerd), Dick's says Big Dick Energy, Jason's says "I survived my trip to Ethiopia" with 'survived' barred by a crowbar, and Bab's says "Silent, Tranquil, Fluid, Unafraid".)
Nicknames Gothamites have for the bats in the magical girl au:
Batman: Batfreak/ the furry
Batwoman: Oh no
Oracle: Big Brother
Nightwing: the Deserter (derogatory)
Black Bat: The Bat
Spoiler/Batgirl: The hellion (affectionate)
Red Robin: The red one (that one drives Jason crazy)
Red Hood: Little Red (affectionate, Crime Alley only) / Puppy (derogatory, he will bite you)
Signal: The Daystar
Robin: the Pokemon (because he's a cross between a bat and a bird. Gothamites even created a fanmade Robbat pokemon inspired by him.
AU where Steph announces to Tim that she faked her death by sending this image to his tumblr and letting him connect the dots
why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery
Stephanie Brown đ€Bernard Dowd:
-blond
-fighter
-extrovert
-deserves better
-casually doing/saying unhinged shit
-asshole dad: should get to punch their dad more often
-I love them so so so much
-Robin secret identity shenanigans
-same taste in romantic partners
Concept: Luke and Steph as a couple.
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WHERE. IS. MY. CORTANA?
Do you think that the Batfam gets hit on much by civilians? I can imagine Batgirl and Spoiler easily.
Theyâd probably be chill or have witty shutdowns to those classic pick up lines you know?
I donât think Robin or Batman would get hit on for obvious reasons. Orphan bc no one really knows she exists.
Red Robin and Signal maybe a little bit.
Red Hood and Nightwing have it the worst. Nightwing for obvious reasons, and he probably encourages it.
Red Hood hates it so much, he doesnât even respond. He once saved someone and they totally hit on him hard, like, he was very flustered under his hood but didnât show it.
Guess who just realized they probably have daddy issues and that arguing at least every other day and absolutely despising your dad isnât normal behavior!
I just finished the last season from Dexter and the ending was shit. Now I'm sad bc I liked the show sm and the first few seasons were so good and I'm even more sad bc they killed off Debra, I loved her sm â„ïčâ„
I stand by this. She's even in the batfam group-chat!!!
:-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-:
1- The top voted person went to jail for a crime they did not commit.
2- Second most voted person actually committed the crime.
3- Third most voted person dared person 2 to commit said crime.
4- Fourth most voted person was person 1âs lawyer, who was actually on person 2âs side all along.
5- Fifth most voted person is đ€đ» close to saying âFUCK YOU!â and going to live with Barbara. And become batgirl. For some reason. (They were the second suspect of said crime, though they had nothing to do with the crime)
6- Sixth most voted person is the only one on Person 1âs side and is trying to get them out of jail
7- Seventh most voted person is Person 2âs lawyer who ?somehow? won, though it was clear they werenât even trying.
8- Eighth most voted person is secretly the one who bribed Commissioner Gordon to put Person 1 in jail for a week, because Commissioner Gordon was too smart and knew it wasnât actually person 1 (whether he knew it was person two or not, depends on the answer)
9- Ninth most voted person is also for some reason in jail, for reasons Unkown. They are glaring at all the criminals menacingly, and person 1 is too annoyed to ask why theyâre there.
10- Tenth most voted person was called by person 1 to bail them out, but was âcut offâ because of âbad signal, sorryâ
11- Eleventh most voted person tried framing person three for the crime, and is now in Kent Farm for some reason???
LOOK AT THISS BUTURTHERRITGNRFDEOGB AYYAYAYA
Head canon: Kinito is the Great Axolotl from Gravity Falls, just trying to look closer to Bill, and Bill can't do anything bout it. I have no evidence to back me up or any reason why, I just think it would be funny.
Eren Jaeger
Tellement dâadjectif pour une seule et mĂȘme personne... đ đ„