It Is Incredibly Infuriating When People Try And State Aziraphale Loves Crowley Less Than Crowley Loves

It is incredibly infuriating when people try and state Aziraphale loves Crowley less than Crowley loves him, or that he only loves the Angel Crowley, or he hurt Crowley on purpose or or or or

AAAAAAHHHHH STOP IT STOP IT

From their VERY FIRST MEETING whenever Crowley suggests a dangerous idea or something of the like- Aziraphale has always put Crowleys well being first

"I don't want you getting into any trouble"

"Hell won't just be angry... They'll destroy you!"

"Will you get into trouble? You just did a very good deed INDEED!" (He's so fun and silly I love this line)

That is one of the way he shows he cares!

Even Crowley said himself in the confession that they had been acting more like a pair recently as opposed to all the other years! Hell is up Aziraphales holy ass for EVERYTHING and after Armegedidn't, they had eased up a bit so Aziraphale could let himself inch a bit closer to what he wants!

Besides people keep acting like Aziraphale pushed Crowley to the curb! Aziraphale WANTED TO BRING CROWLEY WITH HIM!

They BOTH wanted to be together but in DIFFERENT PLAACESS!

Pheeeewww...my brain is exhausted

Istg if one more person attributes Aziraphale’s ambivalence about their relationship to conflicting feelings about *Crowley* when it can be one hundred per cent explained by their circumstances and the fact that Crowley would be destroyed if they ever openly acknowledged their love for each other…

Look, contrast his behavior in S1, when heaven and hell constantly have a sword suspended over them, and S2 when they’re relatively safe for the time being. In S2 he drinks in the sight of Crowley like he wants to drown in him. He’s been starving for the sight of him and he can finally, FINALLY openly look at him.

Gutting.

HOW THE HELL DO YOU DRAW AZIRAPHALES HAAIIIRRRR

I'm at my wits end

Are they curls??? Are they wisps??? Is it strands with a FWOOP like just PLEAASSE

What's a good substitute for his hairstyle-

Is there a tutorial?? I'm boutta lose my marbles...

Aziraphale babe you wanna go bald?

BWUHBWUHBWBWUH IM UP HISEY HI!! THANKS FOR THE TAG SWEETS!

CAT TIIMMMEE!

Uhh...Im scared to tag my mutuals I don't want anyone upset or anything 😭

SO IF YOU SEE THIS GO ON AHEAD MY LOVES! JOIINN UUSSS

Toodle-oooo!

YOU FOOLS, you've fallen right into my trap. You thought this post was just an innocent picrew chain, made out of the kindness of my heart, but NO. For you see dear mutuals, it was all a ploy, a ploy to get you comfortable.

I know this may come to a shock to some of you, but it is true. I have a master plan, the end goal? Turn you all into cats. Then, with my army of kittys, I will... ok actually I haven't gotten that far yet, but trust me we'll do something super evil like knock paper off of desks or something.

Now that you have fallen for my scheme, I present to you one of many cat picrews. For I am not turning the frogs gay, I am turning the queers into cats and no one can stop me.

Picrew

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MY BOOOYSS

Ohh look, it's the dead boy detectives!

🗣️BODY SNATCHIN

More 15-20min each face studies

A.J. Crowley Headcanon

My personal silly willy G.O. headcanon is: The only reason Crowley made himself the name A.J. Crowley was simply because he couldn't stand by and let Aziraphale one up him with his fancy human name AND a middle initial too. Not on his watch. He's good at playing Human too!

And I think in the moment he made the name he forgot that the middle name actually had to BE something and not just an initial.