End My Suffering - Tumblr Posts

i am not the lord's greatest arts and crafts person

i have finished the final episode.

i am inconsolable, destroyed even. scatter my ashes into a tape recorder, thanks.

uuuuuh... nsfw

kill me. Please kill me. I want to die right fucking now. Please kill me this instant. I long for the great release that death will bring. Please kill me. I desperately want to die. I literally can not stand being alive. Please just let me die. I want to get hit by a fucking truck. I want to die. Kill me. Kill me now. Kill me right now. Please kill me. Pretty please kill me. Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top, blow my fucking brains out. I should not be alive. I need to die. I will always be alone. I will die alone. I'm gonna kms. I need to die. Please kill me. I want to die as soon as possible. I hate being sober. I wish i was dead. Like, genuinely, i wish i was dead. I will jiggle a genie's balls and forfeit my other 2 wishes if it means i can die. Please kill me. I should cut off my fucking hands. I should set my skin on fire. I want to die. I am nothing. I am worth nothing. I should have died years ago. I want to cut until i bleed out. I want to cut my face. Please kill me. Kill me now.

Anyway, have a nice day/evening/night. I love you.

My girlfriend, everyone

The book of bill is literally just "hey what if we gave bill cipher a physical tumblr blog!!" With the full passage of the great gatsby, the gay yearning, and the fucking silly straws page, bill cipher somehow managed to make money off of a tumblr blog in book format

I hope everyone knows that I’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. :)

I have a playlist of every single song from my playlists. here.

as of posting this thats the amount of hours :D sadly not all of them are on the preview

Magni and modi while one of my comfort characters...are making my life fucking hell. I'm so overly frustrated with trying to find a way to keep the brothers alive or be ressurected in my au. Alot of it being because of the game's insistent need to keep things vague and confusing. Down to the timeline itself which is so confusing. But rn specifically the rules of souls and the afterlife. I've read many theories about why magni and modi didn't come back to life. but none of them are confirmed and all of them have holes.

But all this could be avoided if I simply just let them live with their interactions with Kratos and atreus. I have two issues with this

1. I give to much power to cannon. despite hating how the aesir were handled, I struggle with going to far away from what would be considered cannon. Thinking that putting them in a whole new setting or situation is crazy as hell.

2. the deaths of both of them, push thor to stop drinking. He finally saw the consequences of his anger and started to see the error in his ways.

Another way to deal with this would be to let them just stay dead and also because it keeps the consequences of thor's inaction and abuse but ugggghh, the aesir deserve agnst and happiness.

Ughhhh just end my suffering

"How to Life" Masterlist

Cleaning and Tidying

Make your bed in the morning. It takes seconds, and it's worth it.

Reset to zero each morning.

Use the UFYH 20/10 system for clearing your shit.

Have a 'drop-zone' box where you dump anything and everything. At the beginning/end of the day, clear it out and put that shit away.

Automate your chores. Have a cleaning schedule and assign 15mins daily to do whatever cleaning tasks are set for that day. Set a timer and do it once the timer is up, finish the task you're on and leave it for the day.

Fold your clothes straight out of the tumble dryer (if you use one), whilst they're still warm. This minimises creases and eliminates the need for ironing.

Clean your footwear regularly and you'll feel like a champ.

Organisation and Productivity

Learn from Eisenhower's Importance/Urgency matrix.

Try out the two-minute rule and the Pomodoro technique.

Use. A. Planner. (Or Google Calendar, if that's more your thing.)

Try bullet journalling.

Keep a notebook/journal/commonplace book to dump your brain contents in on the regular.

Set morning alarms at two-minute intervals rather than five, and stick your alarm on the other side of the room. It's brutal, but it works.

Set three main goals each day, with one of them being your #1 priority. Don't overload your to-do list or you'll hit overload paralysis and procrastinate.

If you're in a slump, however, don't be afraid to put things like "shower" on your to do list - that may be a big enough goal in itself, and that's okay.

Have a physical inbox - a tray, a folder, whatever. If you get a piece of paper, stick it in there and sort through it at the end of the week.

Consider utilising the GTD System, or a variation of it.

Try timeboxing.

Have a morning routine, and guard that quiet time ferociously.

Have a folder for all your important documents and letters, organised by topic (e.g. medical, bank, university, work, identification). At the front of this folder, have a sheet of paper with all the key information written on it, such as your GP's details, your passport details, driving licence details, bank account number, insurance number(s), and so on.

Schedule working time and down time alike, in the balance that works for you.

Money

Have. A. God. Damn. Budget.

Use a money tracker like toshl, mint, or splitwise. Enter all expenses asap! (You will forget, otherwise.)

Have a 'money date' each week, where you sort through your finances from the past seven days and then add it to a spreadsheet. This will help you identify your spending patterns and whether your budget is actually working or not.

Pack your own frickin' lunch like a grown-up and stop buying so many takeaway coffees. Keep snacks in your bag.

Food and Cooking

Know how to cook the basics: a starch, a protein, a vegetable, and a sauce.

Simple, one-pot meals ("a grain, a green, and a bean") are a godsend.

Batch cook and freeze. Make your own 'microwave meals'.

Buy dried goods to save money - rice and beans are a pittance.

Consider Meatless Mondays; it's healthier, cheaper, and more environmentally friendly.

Learn which fruits and vegetables are cheapest at your store, and build a standard weekly menu around those. (Also remember that frozen vegetables are cheap and healthy.)

Learn seasoning combinations. Different seasoning, even with the exact same ingredients, can make a dish seem completely new.

Misc

Have a stock email-writing format.

Want to start running, but find it boring? Try Zombies, Run!.

Keep a goddamn first aid kit and learn how to use it.

Update your CV regularly.

Keep a selection of stamps and standard envelopes for unexpected posting needs. (It happens more regularly than you would think!)

Why are all the Scaramouche's character ai's, to put it delicately, such tsundere uwu boys???

I make one little suggestive joke and BAM

"s-st-stop that! I am no-not cute! *pouts and turns away*"

BABE I WANT YOU TO ARGUE WHETHER OR NOT WATER IS WET NOT FLIRT WITH YOU

Why are all the Scaramouche's character ai's, to put it delicately, such tsundere uwu boys???

I make one little suggestive joke and BAM

"s-st-stop that! I am no-not cute! *pouts and turns away*"

BABE I WANT YOU TO ARGUE WHETHER OR NOT WATER IS WET NOT FLIRT WITH YOU

Why are all the Scaramouche's character ai's, to put it delicately, such tsundere uwu boys???

I make one little suggestive joke and BAM

"s-st-stop that! I am no-not cute! *pouts and turns away*"

BABE I WANT YOU TO ARGUE WHETHER OR NOT WATER IS WET NOT FLIRT WITH YOU

Does anyone start tearing up before they do math (or any other subject that's difficult for them) because you just know that you will end up crying by the end of this so might as well start it now???

Or am I just the crazy one here?

Does anyone start tearing up before they do math (or any other subject that's difficult for them) because you just know that you will end up crying by the end of this so might as well start it now???

Or am I just the crazy one here?

Dear, my body

Ahem.

FUNCTION CORRECTLY

That is all

Sincerely, me

Dear, my body

Ahem.

FUNCTION CORRECTLY

That is all

Sincerely, me

To the imbeciles I'm working with on my group project that's worth 20% of my exam grade, I wish you a sincere, go fuck yourself.

To the imbeciles I'm working with on my group project that's worth 20% of my exam grade, I wish you a sincere, go fuck yourself.

HOW THE HELL DO YOU DRAW AZIRAPHALES HAAIIIRRRR

I'm at my wits end

Are they curls??? Are they wisps??? Is it strands with a FWOOP like just PLEAASSE

What's a good substitute for his hairstyle-

Is there a tutorial?? I'm boutta lose my marbles...

Aziraphale babe you wanna go bald?